Page 201 of 859

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:14 am
by Chris_H_2
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:speaking of a backwoods bastard ...
Image
I don't know what I did to deserve that Lenny.
i'm considering foe'ing you
I'm getting chick fil-a tomorrow for lunch
i had it the other day...it was the happiest 15 minutes of my week

My 7-year old and I had it 3 weeks ago. He ate an adult chicken tender meal and some of my sandwich. He's going to die of congestive heart failure in college (if he gets in).
is he...slow?
He's not fat at all (or missing a chromosome). He just eats way too much processed meat and fried foods.
you're a great dad
:/

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:16 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:speaking of a backwoods bastard ...
Image
I don't know what I did to deserve that Lenny.
i'm considering foe'ing you
I'm getting chick fil-a tomorrow for lunch
i had it the other day...it was the happiest 15 minutes of my week

My 7-year old and I had it 3 weeks ago. He ate an adult chicken tender meal and some of my sandwich. He's going to die of congestive heart failure in college (if he gets in).
is he...slow?
He's not fat at all (or missing a chromosome). He just eats way too much processed meat and fried foods.
you're a great dad
:/
which do you think about more: motivating your children to eat healthier, or b*nging your babysitter?

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:19 am
by Chris_H_2
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:speaking of a backwoods bastard ...
Image
I don't know what I did to deserve that Lenny.
i'm considering foe'ing you
I'm getting chick fil-a tomorrow for lunch
i had it the other day...it was the happiest 15 minutes of my week

My 7-year old and I had it 3 weeks ago. He ate an adult chicken tender meal and some of my sandwich. He's going to die of congestive heart failure in college (if he gets in).
is he...slow?
He's not fat at all (or missing a chromosome). He just eats way too much processed meat and fried foods.
you're a great dad
:/
which do you think about more: motivating your children to eat healthier, or b*nging your babysitter?
that is an excellent question. since the b-sitter just got engaged, probably the former.

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:20 am
by tommymtcom
Time to get a new baby sitter

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:21 am
by Chris_H_2
might as well. she'll be knocked up in no time.

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:22 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
post her picture

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:34 am
by Chris_H_2
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:44 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out
there's a 93% chance she won't find out though...just think about it and post it within 15 minutes

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:47 am
by Chris_H_2
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out
there's a 93% chance she won't find out though...just think about it and post it within 15 minutes
I wish I could find her ice-bucket challenge video.

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:48 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out
there's a 93% chance she won't find out though...just think about it and post it within 15 minutes
I wish I could find her ice-bucket challenge video.
does her t*p fall off?

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:50 am
by Chris_H_2
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out
there's a 93% chance she won't find out though...just think about it and post it within 15 minutes
I wish I could find her ice-bucket challenge video.
does her t*p fall off?
no. but her white t-shirt left nothing for the imagination.

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:51 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out
there's a 93% chance she won't find out though...just think about it and post it within 15 minutes
I wish I could find her ice-bucket challenge video.
does her t*p fall off?
no. but her white t-shirt left nothing for the imagination.
was it not on facebook or something similar?

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:53 am
by Chris_H_2
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out
there's a 93% chance she won't find out though...just think about it and post it within 15 minutes
I wish I could find her ice-bucket challenge video.
does her t*p fall off?
no. but her white t-shirt left nothing for the imagination.
was it not on facebook or something similar?
my wife took it with the intention of posting it. but then she and the sitter decided it wasn't appropriate to post. the wife sent it to me, which I promptly uploaded to Dropbox. But I can't locate it now.

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:54 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out
there's a 93% chance she won't find out though...just think about it and post it within 15 minutes
I wish I could find her ice-bucket challenge video.
does her t*p fall off?
no. but her white t-shirt left nothing for the imagination.
was it not on facebook or something similar?
my wife took it with the intention of posting it. but then she and the sitter decided it wasn't appropriate to post. the wife sent it to me, which I promptly uploaded to Dropbox. But I can't locate it now.
how the f*ck could you lose something like that?

also, why did your wife send it to you?

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:55 am
by tommymtcom
Why would your wife send that to you?

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:56 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
not sure i believe any of this, tom

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 3:57 am
by Chris_H_2
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:post her picture
she would quit if she found out
there's a 93% chance she won't find out though...just think about it and post it within 15 minutes
I wish I could find her ice-bucket challenge video.
does her t*p fall off?
no. but her white t-shirt left nothing for the imagination.
was it not on facebook or something similar?
my wife took it with the intention of posting it. but then she and the sitter decided it wasn't appropriate to post. the wife sent it to me, which I promptly uploaded to Dropbox. But I can't locate it now.
how the f*ck could you lose something like that?

also, why did your wife send it to you?
she shot it and immediately sent it to me because I was at work and my kids were in it helping her out. she sent it without watching it. it wasn't until they both watched it that they realized it was ... um ... an issue.

I've scoured every folder in Dropbox. It's got to be there somewhere.

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 4:00 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
don't stop looking

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 4:02 am
by Chris_H_2
it very well could be on my work computer. In the same folder as the old Erin Andrews video. I'll look again tomorrow.

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2015 4:03 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote:it very well could be on my work computer. In the same folder as the old Erin Andrews video. I'll look again tomorrow.
you have nudie videos on your work computer?