Red Mosquito

Bammer wrote:

96583UP wrote:does everyone get along or is there at least one guy that’s an annoying weirdo

Didn’t invite him

You know that saying about there's always one weirdo on the bus and if you don't see one, then it's you.

wease wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Got a haircut, feelin cool

As did I

Me too!

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:Happy hour with the neighborhood dads

You left the eldest sons to defend the cul-de-sac?

Higgs wrote:

wease wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Got a haircut, feelin cool

As did I

Me too!

3 dudes in jeans and Nikes with fresh new haircuts

Monkey_Driven wrote:

Bammer wrote:I was talking to Mrs. Bam recently about a couple personal days, board the dog, kids at school, pure peace and quiet. But the sad thing is I’d just end up doing chores.

I try to do this once every 2-3 months. Maybe play some golf, take a nap, or go to a brewery. Get crazy.

Two months from now I’ll be taking days off to play Zelda

Bammer wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

Bammer wrote:I was talking to Mrs. Bam recently about a couple personal days, board the dog, kids at school, pure peace and quiet. But the sad thing is I’d just end up doing chores.

I try to do this once every 2-3 months. Maybe play some golf, take a nap, or go to a brewery. Get crazy.

Two months from now I’ll be taking days off to play Zelda

as you should

bodysnatcher wrote:

Higgs wrote:

wease wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Got a haircut, feelin cool

As did I

Me too!

3 dudes in jeans and Nikes with fresh new haircuts

Spoiler: show

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knee tunes wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

Higgs wrote:

wease wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Got a haircut, feelin cool

As did I

Me too!

3 dudes in jeans and Nikes with fresh new haircuts

Spoiler: show

*

I’m picturing 90s side spikes (for those with enough hair left)

Here at work, somebody put up on a door a printed sheet of paper with a girl's face on it, reading "It's my birthday!! Free Hugs!!"

Just now I was pushing a big blue cart full of to-be-shredded boxed files down the hallway when I saw it, right after the guard who walked ahead of me had written something on it with a sharpie. It now reads, "Free Mouth Hugs"

Free mouth hugs...

And he was bragging about it down the hallway to the guy walking behind me. "Did you see what I wrote?!" with a burst of laughter. He thought it was hilarious too.

Reminds me of the time I got stuck in the middle of a truck Trump rally.

what the hell...

tree_ wrote:Here at work, somebody put up on a door a printed sheet of paper with a girl's face on it, reading "It's my birthday!! Free Hugs!!"

Just now I was pushing a big blue cart full of to-be-shredded boxed files down the hallway when I saw it, right after the guard who walked ahead of me had written something on it with a sharpie. It now reads, "Free Mouth Hugs"

Free mouth hugs...

And he was bragging about it down the hallway to the guy walking behind me. "Did you see what I wrote?!" with a burst of laughter. He thought it was hilarious too.

Reminds me of the time I got stuck in the middle of a truck Trump rally.

what would lenny do if he worked in your HR department?

Sounds like a question for the whacker. I wonder.

lenny would be the one giving the mouth hugs

tree_ wrote:Here at work, somebody put up on a door a printed sheet of paper with a girl's face on it, reading "It's my birthday!! Free Hugs!!"

Just now I was pushing a big blue cart full of to-be-shredded boxed files down the hallway when I saw it, right after the guard who walked ahead of me had written something on it with a sharpie. It now reads, "Free Mouth Hugs"

Free mouth hugs...

And he was bragging about it down the hallway to the guy walking behind me. "Did you see what I wrote?!" with a burst of laughter. He thought it was hilarious too.

Reminds me of the time I got stuck in the middle of a truck Trump rally.

Did you turn him in for defacing the sign?

Yeah tree, did you rat this guy out?

snitches don't get mouth hugs.

Yes. I just reported to HR. They requested I fill out a statement. I don't know the employees' names, so I just drew a picture of their faces. Not too bad.

tree_ wrote:Yes. I just reported to HR. They requested I fill out a statement. I don't know the employees' names, so I just drew a picture of their faces. Not too bad.

What percentage of your fellow employees names do you know?

Probably like 7%

tree_ wrote:Yes. I just reported to HR. They requested I fill out a statement. I don't know the employees' names, so I just drew a picture of their faces. Not too bad.

tell HR it was this guy...