Red Mosquito

Dev wrote:Elon Musk insists this was all bullshit and that we weren't handling it right from the beginning.

PHATJ wrote:

We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.

Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. … Stock Market starting to look very good to me!

It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.

The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power ... to inflame the CoronaVirus situation.

We’re prepared, and we’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.

We’re using the full power of the federal government to defeat the virus, and that’s what we’ve been doing.

This is a very contagious virus. It’s incredible. But it’s something that we have tremendous control over.

I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.

McParadigm wrote:Fucking Michigan, man.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

96583UP wrote:inevitably there is an "accidental" shooting

verb_to_trust wrote:When I see guys like that with their guns I wish aliens would show up and vaporize them with space weapons. Gun nuts think their ARs are the great equalizer. I'd just love to watch them shit their pants right before a space alien used only it's mind to melt Joe Bob's internal organs.

Self wrote:Jan. 22

We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.

Feb. 10

Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.

Feb. 24

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. … Stock Market starting to look very good to me!

Feb. 27

It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.

March 9

The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power ... to inflame the CoronaVirus situation.

March 10

We’re prepared, and we’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.

March 14

We’re using the full power of the federal government to defeat the virus, and that’s what we’ve been doing.

March 15

This is a very contagious virus. It’s incredible. But it’s something that we have tremendous control over.

March 17

I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.

Bi_3 wrote:

Dev wrote:Elon Musk insists this was all bullshit and that we weren't handling it right from the beginning.

Our generation's PT Barnum

Spoiler: show

I may go out for bar drink anyway

Biff Pocoroba wrote:Our governor said today he expects to give the okay for everything to re-open on May 13th.
I'm as ready as anyone for a bar drink but it's too soon.

Spoiler: show

I may go out for bar drink anyway