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wease wrote:How does a couch have a short side?
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Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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Ah. The sectional
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Bold wall color choice
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I know , I love it :D
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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thank god its not beige.
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If somebody asks how I'm feeling, I'm going to start saying "beige".

Nah,... I couldn't. They'll think I died!
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Don’t listen to Burt, it’s okay to feel beige sometimes.
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Tired. Let's go to bed at 8:00.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Worst diarrhea of my life.
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BurtReynolds wrote:Worst diarrhea of my life.
Tell me about it!
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Worst diarrhea of my life.
Tell me about it!
It was beige
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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RIP my asshole.
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BurtReynolds wrote:RIP my asshole.
No thanks.
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Don't be crude.
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BurtReynolds wrote:Don't be crude.
No thank you.
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Miserable. I put hot sauce on a piece of pizza, took a bite, somehow the pizza flipped up, and hot sauce flew straight into my nose. This is so painful.
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Comedy
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I’ve tried snorting milk, sticking ice up there … nothing’s working.
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squeeze some lemon in your eye it will take care of it
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Chris_H_2 wrote:I’ve tried snorting milk, sticking ice up there … nothing’s working.
try drowning, but not all the way
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