Red Mosquito

had to squeeze out a pretty hard rock this morning

i think bc i had some pepto bismol before bed due to slight heart burn

sounded like a stone hitting the bowl when it went in

2nd poop of the day was much better

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:Just scheduled a colonoscopy for next month. My first.

post pics

I don't know if there's some kind of admin tool, but I think we should disable posting pics to this thread...out of an abundance of caution.

okay, okay...I'll PM you too, Coach.

Well, on second thought, as long as I can enjoy it under the privacy of a PM...awe shucks, yeah, send me a pic of your butt.

I weighed a full pound less after going to the bathroom a few times early in the morning last week (Nos. 1 and 2 at the same time).

Why does that feel like an overshare, even in this thread?

Ello Sailor wrote:Why does that feel like an overshare, even in this thread?

Wait until you see the before and after pics. I can PM.

Just had my second highly satisfying download of the day.

hell yeah, wease.

man, this thread has been very active, lately.

good shit.

wease wrote:Just had my second highly satisfying download of the day.

Proud of you

wease wrote:Just had my second highly satisfying download of the day.

Wouldn't that be eating shit? Taking a dump is more akin to uploading to the sewerage system.

I've just had one average one so far....once I go into the pantry though and grab a scotch I'm sure things will pick up

doug rr wrote:I've just had one average one so far....once I go into the pantry though and grab a scotch I'm sure things will pick up

Maybe go for a cigarette

I woke up at 4 something this morning with some gut pains and ended up dropping a load. Unusual occurrence.

I still didn’t feel right when I awoke a few hours later and ended up making another deposit. Was prepared for an eventful day on the crapper, but no stops since.

JuanHamm wrote:

doug rr wrote:I've just had one average one so far....once I go into the pantry though and grab a scotch I'm sure things will pick up

Maybe go for a cigarette

not a smoker..once I get a whiff or scotch hits my lips though the bathroom isn't far behind...thats why I have a love hate relationship with some local bars

Ello Sailor wrote:

wease wrote:Just had my second highly satisfying download of the day.

Wouldn't that be eating shit? Taking a dump is more akin to uploading to the sewerage system.

It’s a load. It goes down from my body. It’s a download.

Ew bro stop eating poops.

Recently I have become a double morning dumper on the very regular. Sitting here snapping off number 2 number 2 of this young day as I type.

What are you eating Higgs?

i think i am trending toward having two in the morning now too

a little dangerous if i have errands to run

i consciously wait for the first one before going out and about

but now i will have creeping doubts of a second

bodysnatcher wrote:What are you eating Higgs?

Lately far too much red meat.

Friendly reminder that the weight loss thread is looking into how much poop weighs.

So, if you don't mind weighing yourself before and after you go, please do that and report back.