Red Mosquito

Circling day 4 on my calendar.

cutuphalfdead wrote:Circling day 4 on my calendar.

That's gonna be a good one.

cutuphalfdead wrote:Circling day 4 on my calendar.

Which lasts well into the wee hours of day 5 as the rest of america doesn't give a fuck.

@SkitchP wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:Circling day 4 on my calendar.

Which lasts well into the wee hours of day 5 as the rest of america doesn't give a fuck.

Yeah, but there will be 57 minutes of the hour long Sportscenter dedicated to it, as well as an Outside the Lines and a later replay which will be billed an "Instant Classic."

Lament wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:Circling day 4 on my calendar.

Which lasts well into the wee hours of day 5 as the rest of america doesn't give a fuck.

Yeah, but there will be 57 minutes of the hour long Sportscenter dedicated to it, as well as an Outside the Lines and a later replay which will be billed an "Instant Classic."

That's not true. Sportscenter will do 5 minutes on the game and the rest of the show will be dedicated to nfl training camp.

Lament wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:Circling day 4 on my calendar.

Which lasts well into the wee hours of day 5 as the rest of america doesn't give a fuck.

Yeah, but there will be 57 minutes of the hour long Sportscenter dedicated to it, as well as an Outside the Lines and a later replay which will be billed an "Instant Classic."

All because 1904 Tipsy McRowenstein doubled off a young lefty named Adolph Hitler.

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Lament wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:Circling day 4 on my calendar.

Which lasts well into the wee hours of day 5 as the rest of america doesn't give a fuck.

Yeah, but there will be 57 minutes of the hour long Sportscenter dedicated to it, as well as an Outside the Lines and a later replay which will be billed an "Instant Classic."

That's not true. Sportscenter will do 5 minutes on the game and the rest of the show will be dedicated to nfl training camp.

Jets training camp.

@SkitchP wrote:All because 1904 Tipsy McRowenstein doubled off a young lefty named Adolph Hitler.

This is a fantastic post.

EJ wrote:Come on now, I want to see the Orioles and (to a much lesser degree) the M's.

I'll post them tomorrow. Not feeling well right now, I'm going to bed soon. I hope it isn't Ebola.

My rooster is finished.

That was on purpose.

Tomorrow's pitching matchups...

(NOTE: Skitch, I need your Reds rotations. Ruddo, I need both of your rotations and your lineups. Otherwie I will just start the first two pitchers listed in the whatif scroll bar and use the default lineup.)

Tigers - Cardinals
at Detroit: Newhouser (L) vs. Gibson (R), at St. Louis: Verlander (R) vs. King (R)

Rangers - Blue Jays
at Texas: Jenkins (R) vs. Halladay (R), at Toronto: Perry (R) vs. Clemens (R)

White Sox - Expos
at Chicago: Walsh (R) vs. Martinez (R), at Montreal: Smith (R) vs. Rogers (R)

Reds - Red Sox
at Cincinnati: Mullane (S) vs. Young (R), at Boston: Smith (L) vs. Martinez (R)

Royals - Mariners
at Kansas City: Saberhagen (R) vs. Langston (L), at Seattle: Greinke (R) vs. Hernandez (R)

Cubs - Indians
at Chicago: Jenkins (R) vs. Perry (R), at Cleveland: Brown (R) vs. Feller (R)

Yankees - Pirates
at New York: Hunter (R) vs. Candelaria (L), at Pittsburgh: Guidry (L) vs. Drabek (R)

Orioles - Astros
at Baltimore: Kilroy (L) vs. Scott (R) , at Houston: Palmer (R) vs. Dierker (R)


Let me know if any of these are wrong!

I like that Jenkins and Perry are starting the two Rangers games, but facing each other in the first Cubs - Indians game.

Hey guys. I made this spreadsheet for tracking the stats of my Red Sox team.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/cs9l3qkg3pehh ... s.xls?dl=0

If you download the file and open it up in Excel, you should be able to easily replace the players with your own, and add/delete rows when necessary, to set it up for your own team. In the fields where I have it doing math, you should be able to just extend the cell by the corner to copy the adjusted formula into newly created rows (if your pitcher/hitter breakdown isn't the same as mine).

I'm about to use it as a template for my Expos team as well.

Chud, can I start forwarding you my excel projects at work?

cutuphalfdead wrote:Hey guys. I made this spreadsheet for tracking the stats of my Red Sox team.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/cs9l3qkg3pehh ... s.xls?dl=0

If you download the file and open it up in Excel, you should be able to easily replace the players with your own, and add/delete rows when necessary, to set it up for your own team. In the fields where I have it doing math, you should be able to just extend the cell by the corner to copy the adjusted formula into newly created rows (if your pitcher/hitter breakdown isn't the same as mine).

I'm about to use it as a template for my Expos team as well.

YES!

numbers wrote:Chud, can I start forwarding you my excel projects at work?

I'm a fucking amateur with this shit.

I fucking hate excel.

I don't like having to start this thing against the Big Red Machine.

numbers wrote:I don't like having to start this thing against the Big Red Machine.

I'm pretty confident in at least game 1.