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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 8:58 pm
by doug rr
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:02 pm
by B
damn it!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:02 pm
by Bi_3
Cali is open for business starting Friday. Good, we need new porn.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:05 pm
by surfndestroy
Mickey wrote:Risk tolerance will definitely very much.
Great contribution.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:05 pm
by B
Bi_3 wrote:Cali is open for business starting Friday. Good, we need new porn.
:roll: No one makes porn in Condomfornia. The industry moved to Miami a LONG time ago!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:07 pm
by knee tunes
Vary

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:07 pm
by McParadigm
surfndestroy wrote:How people shelter during a hurricane is what the goal is. People don't shelter for the full hurricane season
Oh, is covid season over already? Celebration time LIBERATE THE ICE CREAM
nor do they shelter in California when a hurricane is forecast in Louisiana.
In this case the hurricane is currently in both of those places, and also everywhere else. And we’re having a hard time tracking the progress, impact, and locations of the many, many hurricanes, because we refuse to take the steps that other nations have used to successfully do so. And also anybody who is exposed to the hurricane has the ability to take it with them wherever they go.
They shelter when there is a local hurricane.
This was the weakest part of the metaphor anyway, because in a hurricane sheltering isn’t a preventative maneuver....only a reactive one. You can’t change the intensity of a hurricane by sheltering in place, but you can change the intensity of the outbreak. So double win in this scenario I guess.
They also differentiate between a hurricane and a rain storm.
They also can’t willfully turn a rainstorm into a hurricane by refusing to shelter in place, which is what we are now achieving.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:11 pm
by surfndestroy
McParadigm wrote:
surfndestroy wrote:How people shelter during a hurricane is what the goal is. People don't shelter for the full hurricane season
Oh, is covid season over already? Celebration time LIBERATE THE ICE CREAM
You lost me here. Covid season may never end. Are you implying you are willing to shelter forever?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:12 pm
by Mickey
surfndestroy wrote:
Mickey wrote:Risk tolerance will definitely very much.
Great contribution.
Eh, correcting your spelling mistakes is easier than correcting your logical ones.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:19 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:23 pm
by McParadigm
surfndestroy wrote:You lost me here.
No way to save someone who won’t take the rope

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:31 pm
by Bi_3
It’s beyond ignorance and antiscience at this point:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/inv ... 070288001/

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:44 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:44 pm
by knee tunes
doone wrote:
Strat wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Just fucking thrilled to see how the next two months go.

I get some sick pleasure in knowing that this fucktwat is not going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. lol.
I'm going to assume you meant the fucktwat is "now" going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. That's if they catch them, have they?

I still can't believe someone would do such a thing. So sad.

Ugh. The security guard was a father of 8 .

The story is somewhere in this pile:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... 6XBQIERUHE

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 9:55 pm
by B
I'm sorry that your grandma is going to drown in her own lungs, but I need a haircut and masks feel weird on my face.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 11:25 pm
by 96583UP
i went to the beach sunday

it's nice now bc it is entirely acceptable to openly be a dick if someone tries to sit too close to you

no more pretending

no more passive aggressive looks and harrumphing

now just actually aggressive looks and hand waving and loud direction to go away

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 11:57 pm
by Rob
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 12:22 am
by Superblood Wolfmoon
96583UP wrote:i went to the beach sunday

it's nice now bc it is entirely acceptable to openly be a dick if someone tries to sit too close to you

no more pretending

no more passive aggressive looks and harrumphing

now just actually aggressive looks and hand waving and loud direction to go away
Sounds awesome can't wait to get back out there because lord knows I didn't already hate people enough.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 12:43 am
by Stickman
knee tunes wrote:
doone wrote:
Strat wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Just fucking thrilled to see how the next two months go.

I get some sick pleasure in knowing that this fucktwat is not going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. lol.
I'm going to assume you meant the fucktwat is "now" going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. That's if they catch them, have they?

I still can't believe someone would do such a thing. So sad.

Ugh. The security guard was a father of 8 .

The story is somewhere in this pile:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... 6XBQIERUHE
Caught the woman. Her husband and son are still on the loose. Son is the one that pulled the trigger.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 12:51 am
by verb_to_trust
Probably just give them a notice to appear for 2021. Courts and Jails can't take the risk of infection.