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It's The Onion's fault.

He also called Theresa May Margaret Thatcher for the second time onstage.

Who could have seen disastrous Joe Biden gaffes coming, except everyone who has ever paid attention at all?

McParadigm wrote:He also called Theresa May Margaret Thatcher for the second time onstage.

To be fair they both have the same permanent face of smelling a fart.

Not even the biggest Biden gaffe this week

"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids." — Joe Biden

Oh, man, PHATJ really nailed Joe Biden, the candidate of choice for all of us RM leftists.

PHATJ wrote:"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids." — Joe Biden

Are they?

wease wrote:

PHATJ wrote:"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids." — Joe Biden

Are they?

Joe Biden is a walking Veep skit and since we live in the hell we deserve I can't wait to watch him and Trump face off in the battle of the brainworms.

Can any of the board pollsters tell me what Bill Clinton, Obama, and Trump were polling at at this point in the election?

BurtReynolds wrote:Can any of the board pollsters tell me what Bill Clinton, Obama, and Trump were polling at at this point in the election?

Trump was around 23% on August 9th, 2015: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/el ... epublican/

Simple Torture wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Can any of the board pollsters tell me what Bill Clinton, Obama, and Trump were polling at at this point in the election?

Trump was around 23% on August 9th, 2015: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/el ... epublican/

Obama was around 22% in August 2007 (Hilary Clinton was around 40% at that time): https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epoll ... html#polls

Yang is not going to be the nominee homie

Simple Torture wrote:

Simple Torture wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Can any of the board pollsters tell me what Bill Clinton, Obama, and Trump were polling at at this point in the election?

Trump was around 23% on August 9th, 2015: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/el ... epublican/

Obama was around 22% in August 2007 (Hilary Clinton was around 40% at that time): https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epoll ... html#polls

Bill Clinton was at around 17% (in second place) the January before the election.

Mickey wrote:Yang is not going to be the nominee homie

But he WILL be at the September debates. Yang Gang runs thick bruh

A more apt parallel than 2008 is probably the 2004 Dem primary--in August Howard Dean was the frontrunner, but he hovered around 22% to Kerry's 20%. I've been looking through other elections and while there have been massive shifts like the 2008 Obama rise, at this point I'm not seeing anyone who ended up as the nominee or even a serious contender for it who wasn't already polling in the high teens at 15 months out. Maybe that changes with the kind of online cycles we have now but I think this is a three horse race.

I did say that no white male candidate (based on their race and sex alone) besides Bernie has a chance to win the democratic nomination, but they are such universally terrible candidates that the Ess Jay Dubbz might be on to something after all. Dismissing them out of hand seems the best option.

verb_to_trust wrote:

Mickey wrote:Yang is not going to be the nominee homie

But he WILL be at the September debates. Yang Gang runs thick bruh

yang gang never says die.