I’ve just given up. It all sounds the same.
All of them.
The *one* kid gets a nice normal name, luke, gets killed by his cousin with yet another stupid Targaryen name.
I’ve just made up names for them at this point.
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 3:52 pm
by Ello Sailor
Yeah their names are dumb as hell. The incest is chill tho.
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 3:55 pm
by dimejinky99
like, is this Aegon, the mad king? or is it another one to come after a ton of more Aegons?
and is this Aegon Jon Snows great granfather or great great great great grandfather?
this is what happens when you make a universe too small and every prick is related to every other prick
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 3:57 pm
by Simple Torture
The Mad King’s name was Aerys.
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 4:00 pm
by Ello Sailor
Dime might have fudged some things but I 100% agree. Aids-dick the second with the really big dragon, boy was he something. Aids-dick the third could never.
Fuck off. And cool it with the wigs.
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 4:08 pm
by dimejinky99
right..
we have that ser cristor fella..the head kingsguard and now hand
hes the father of Rhanyers' two sons right?
and now he's dickin Allicent..which will lead to more sons no doubt..
just cut that devious fuckers dick off and feed it to him and then kill him!!
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 4:11 pm
by dimejinky99
also
im willing to bet cash money the creepy 'advisor' guy who's just always hanging about and has the foot fetish, is everyone heres favourite character..
yis just seem the type..
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 4:13 pm
by Ello Sailor
Foot guy has Argo vibes but I'm sure he has a good heart.
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 4:19 pm
by dimejinky99
Ello Sailor wrote:Foot guy has Argo vibes but I'm sure he has a good heart.
i was thinking more B or Lenny..but youd know better than me
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 4:20 pm
by Ello Sailor
B for sure. Lenny has never jerked off to a (female) foot.
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 4:42 pm
by Simple Torture
dimejinky99 wrote:right..
we have that ser cristor fella..the head kingsguard and now hand
hes the father of Rhanyers' two sons right?[
Jace and Luke’s father was Harwin Strong, brother of Ser Quinten Tarantino. It was a huge plot point last season and mentioned in this most recent episode.
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 4:59 pm
by dimejinky99
Simple Torture wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:right..
we have that ser cristor fella..the head kingsguard and now hand
hes the father of Rhanyers' two sons right?[
Jace and Luke’s father was Harwin Strong, brother of Ser Quinten Tarantino. It was a huge plot point last season and mentioned in this most recent episode.
I dont even care if this isnt true i just want some steamy shots with Jace as soon as hes of age..not with his mom though..but this is the targaryens..it probably will be with his mom
Re: House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 5:47 pm
by Simple Torture
dimejinky99 wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:right..
we have that ser cristor fella..the head kingsguard and now hand
hes the father of Rhanyers' two sons right?[
Jace and Luke’s father was Harwin Strong, brother of Ser Quinten Tarantino. It was a huge plot point last season and mentioned in this most recent episode.
I dont even care if this isnt true i just want some steamy shots with Jace as soon as hes of age..not with his mom though..but this is the targaryens..it probably will be with his mom
He’s betrothed to…let me do some calculations…his aunt? Second cousin once removed? So it’s a little bit better than his mother.