Red Mosquito

bodysnatcher wrote:

I think of the Seahawks as more of a Carl.

BurtReynolds wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

I think of the Seahawks as more of a Carl.

hmmm not a @skitch post

Seahawks should definitely be Lisa instead of CBG--especially if Bart is going to be the Niners.

Other than that, they were all good, even if some were painfully obvious (Raiders, Patriots, Cowboys, Eagles, Packers, Saints). Homer as the Bears and the Crazy Cat Lady at the Jets were especially good. However, the best one by far has to be Gil for the Browns.

Meanwhile, here's my shot at what the other 16 teams could be:
--Bills: Hans Moleman (95 year old Ralph Wilson)
--Dolphins: Troy McClure (lots of celebrities as minority owners and the general glitz of, say, South Beach)
--Bengals: Apu (runs the business cheaply yet is young, scrappy, and having some success)
--Steelers: Abe (plenty of past glory days but is now growing old and beat up)
--Texans: Lenny & Carl (both alums of Springfield A&M, and Kubes is a Texas A&M alum...this was a tough one)
--Colts: Krusty (Jim Irsay sure says a lot of comical things on Twitter)
--Broncos: Otto (I first thought of Frink because of Peyton, but let's be honest, weed is legal there and they have had way too many substance abuse problems)
--Chiefs: Chief Wiggum (probably wears the same size clothes as Andy Reid, and would be a big fan of the BBQ at Arrowhead)
--Giants: Nelson (likely Ha-Ha-ing at the Jets for their sheer incompetence and the Pats for owning them in Super Bowls. Though, this year, the tall guy in the VW bug may be getting his revenge...)
--Redskins: Lindsey Naegle (ruthless businesswoman, like Dan Snyder as a ruthless businessman)
--Vikings: Edna Krabappel (lots of always a bridesmaid moments with this franchise)
--Falcons: Waylon Smithers (Dimitroff as a former Pats lackey?...shrug, help me here, Electro)
--Panthers: Seymour Skinner (Another tough one...the owner and the fans seem to want this team run pretty straight edge, though)
--Bucs: Leopold (like Schiano, a whole lotta bark but not much bite)
--Cardinals: Maggie (this team rarely makes much noise)
--Rams: Ralph Wiggum (this team was run like an underachieving second grader for a while until Fisher came into town)

I think for the Colts I'd go with Flanders. Clean cut and straight, but also pretty solid.

BurtReynolds wrote:I think for the Colts I'd go with Flanders. Clean cut and straight, but also pretty solid.

If this was 2011 Flanders would have unquestionably been the Broncos.

If the Steelers weren't so good the past decade they would be a shoo-in for Disco Stu.

bodysnatcher wrote:

Whooo Hoooo!

Those are great.

Gil with the Browns is the best one.

I don't know what on earth the Steelers are thinking in trading for Levi Brown. One new O-lineman is not going to save an entire unit that's sucking it up to the tune of 0-4. And I don't think that Brown is even that good to begin with.

Green Habit wrote:I don't know what on earth the Steelers are thinking in trading for Levi Brown. One new O-lineman is not going to save an entire unit that's sucking it up to the tune of 0-4. And I don't think that Brown is even that good to begin with.

while the O-line is nowhere near what it was a few years ago the blame also has to go to ben. he is holding that ball 4-6 seconds hoping something happens instead of throwing it out of bounds.

there is a whole plethora of reasons they are 0-4 id say the O-line is about 30-40% of it. playcalling is 25-30%, Ben is 20-25% and the rest falls on Tomlin not willing to adapt to different styles of play when it is presented to him

Green Habit wrote:

saw this.

really glad he is not in Buffalo anymore. terrible player and headcase.

and the N is being changed to L.

Good luck there Donte Hitler.

Electromatic wrote:and the N is being changed to L.

Good luck there Donte Hitler.

Even with two quarterbacks knocked out of the game, this may be the best Bills/Browns game I can remember in a long time.

Green Habit wrote:Even with two quarterbacks knocked out of the game, this may be the best Bills/Browns game I can remember in a long time.

Its been fun for sure, especially the punt returns from Benjamin

red calzolaio wrote:

Green Habit wrote:

saw this.

really glad he is not in Buffalo anymore. terrible player and headcase.

far from terrible.

i am waiting for terry bradshaw to lament an "unnecessary roughness penalty on hitler" at halftime

dkfan9 wrote:

red calzolaio wrote:

Green Habit wrote:

saw this.

really glad he is not in Buffalo anymore. terrible player and headcase.

far from terrible.

Nah. Not much special about him at all.

Has to be hard for these announcers to act like this game hasn't been over for awhile.

I can't believe I wish the Bills kept Fitzpatrick. Oh my.