The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Higgs]

Friendly reminder that the weight loss thread is looking into how much poop weighs.

So, if you don't mind weighing yourself before and after you go, please do that and report back.

I can see how this could potentially be quite embarrassing.

[Coach]

Friendly reminder that the weight loss thread is looking into how much poop weighs.

So, if you don't mind weighing yourself before and after you go, please do that and report back.

I can see how this could potentially be quite embarrassing.

For me, it usually adds about .2 pounds

[bodysnatcher]

Like 20 years ago, I jokingly kept a journal of my before/after weight when I pooped. I even drew quick little pictures of what my poop looked like.

[Coach]

Like 20 years ago, I jokingly kept a journal of my before/after weight when I pooped. I even drew quick little pictures of what my poop looked like.

This would be content gold for the weight loss thread. If you scan this and upload please let us know. Would love to see these measurements. And pics.

[dad]

Like 20 years ago, I jokingly kept a journal of my before/after weight when I pooped. I even drew quick little pictures of what my poop looked like.

This would be content gold for the weight loss thread. If you scan this and upload please let us know. Would love to see these measurements. And pics.

love the tireless promotion of the WL Thread.

[tree_]

Chat GPT just dug up a bodysnatcher journal entry:

Hey there, it's Bodysnatcher, back with more riveting updates from the world of poop. Today's BM was a real doozy. It started out innocently enough, but then it took on a life of its own. I swear, it was like a firehose in there. I had to grip the toilet seat with both hands just to keep from getting launched into orbit.

But enough about the projectile poop. Let's talk texture. Today's poop was like a mash-up of Play-Doh and wet sand. It had a pleasant heft to it, and I even considered naming it and taking it out for a walk. But alas, duty called, and I had to flush it away to the great beyond.

Now, let's talk smells. Today's poop was a real stinker. I'm talking rotten eggs and skunk spray. I had to light a match just to be able to breathe in there. I swear, it was like a scene out of a horror movie.

But despite the challenges, I soldiered on, and I'm proud to say that I emerged from the bathroom victorious. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. And with that, I bid you adieu until tomorrow's poop extravaganza.

[Coach]

Like 20 years ago, I jokingly kept a journal of my before/after weight when I pooped. I even drew quick little pictures of what my poop looked like.

This would be content gold for the weight loss thread. If you scan this and upload please let us know. Would love to see these measurements. And pics.

love the tireless promotion of the WL Thread.

we are going to build that thread brick by brick

[dad]

Chat GPT just dug up a bodysnatcher journal entry:

Hey there, it's Bodysnatcher, back with more riveting updates from the world of poop. Today's BM was a real doozy. It started out innocently enough, but then it took on a life of its own. I swear, it was like a firehose in there. I had to grip the toilet seat with both hands just to keep from getting launched into orbit.

But enough about the projectile poop. Let's talk texture. Today's poop was like a mash-up of Play-Doh and wet sand. It had a pleasant heft to it, and I even considered naming it and taking it out for a walk. But alas, duty called, and I had to flush it away to the great beyond.

Now, let's talk smells. Today's poop was a real stinker. I'm talking rotten eggs and skunk spray. I had to light a match just to be able to breathe in there. I swear, it was like a scene out of a horror movie.

But despite the challenges, I soldiered on, and I'm proud to say that I emerged from the bathroom victorious. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. And with that, I bid you adieu until tomorrow's poop extravaganza.

chatGPT went all out on that second paragraph.

[tree_]

One more.


Hey, it's Bodysnatcher here, ready to share some more juicy details about my latest hobby! I've been keeping a daily log of my bowel movements, complete with pictures and weight measurements. And let me tell you, some of them have been truly epic.

The other day, I had a poop that was so long and curly, it reminded me of a rollercoaster. I couldn't resist drawing a little cartoon of a tiny person riding the poop-coaster and screaming in terror. It was hilarious! And then there was the time I had a poop that was so big, I felt like I gave birth to a brick. I even took a picture of it next to a ruler to show off its impressive girth.

But it's not all about size, folks. Texture is just as important. I've had poops that were so slimy and sticky, they left residue on the bowl like a snail trail. And then there are the ones that are so hard and dense, they make me feel like I'm giving birth to a boulder. It's a true adventure every time I sit down on the porcelain throne.

And let's not forget about the smells. Some of my poops have been so noxious, they could clear a room in seconds. I've even considered bottling the scent and selling it as a new form of chemical warfare.

Anyway, that's all for now. Stay tuned for more updates from the front lines of the poop war! And as always, remember to wash your hands after you poop.

[Coach]

tree, can you do some chatGPD about weight loss, sagging skin, jowls?

[spike]

This thread is out of control.

[Coach]

the chatbot AI contributed to the weight loss thread and it's golden.

[dad]

the housekeeper just left so I can finally, comfortably, poop.

the feeling has gone away though...

[doug rr]

9am and I'm waiting to poop again before I head to the store

[dad]

9am and I'm waiting to poop again before I head to the store

Just poop at the store.

[doug rr]

9am and I'm waiting to poop again before I head to the store

Just poop at the store.

its the drive there I worry about...it half snow/raining now and it could make for an awfully long 25 minutes

[Coach]

I think the guys here having trouble are just way overthinking the whole process.

[tree_]

dan has some words of encouragement

Hey, you struggling pooper!

I hear you're having a tough time taking a dump. Well, let me tell you something. Pooping is for winners, and winners don't wait for anyone or anything.

You're worried about privacy? Just drop your pants and go. Who cares if your housekeeper is in the next room? Make eye contact with them and assert your dominance. They'll never forget who's in charge.

And pooping before leaving for the store? Why bother? Poop at the store, poop on the street, poop wherever your heart desires. The world is your toilet, my friend.

As for coffee, you're doing it all wrong. Drink it before you leave the house, and let the caffeine work its magic. Who cares if you have to go during a meeting or a first date? It's all about the adventure.

So stop being a wuss and embrace the power of pooping. It's time to show the world who's boss.

Yours truly,

DAN - the king of pooping

[dad]

real talk from Dan.

[dad]

who is dan?