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Re: Congress

Posted: Wed October 12, 2022 3:39 am
by simple schoolboy
I think disgust with Herschel Walker should be bipartisan if the claims about his freakish athleticism, subsisting only on soup and not working out are true. Society needs more baby Walkers out there. The alleged abortion was a crime committed against us all.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 1:22 pm
by Bi_3
Pelosi's husband hospitalized after being attacked in his home. When this turns out to be a red-teamer it will be quite the October surprise!

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 1:26 pm
by BurtReynolds
simple schoolboy wrote:I think disgust with Herschel Walker should be bipartisan if the claims about his freakish athleticism, subsisting only on soup and not working out are true. Society needs more baby Walkers out there. The alleged abortion was a crime committed against us all.
You mean the rumors about 10000 sit ups a day or whatever weren't true?

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 3:49 pm
by simple schoolboy
Bi_3 wrote:Pelosi's husband hospitalized after being attacked in his home. When this turns out to be a red-teamer it will be quite the October surprise!
A Republican in her district? Crazy homeless person is more likely, unless they came from elsewhere with this specific target in mind.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 3:51 pm
by B
simple schoolboy wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:Pelosi's husband hospitalized after being attacked in his home. When this turns out to be a red-teamer it will be quite the October surprise!
A Republican in her district? Crazy homeless person is more likely, unless they came from elsewhere with this specific target in mind.
I don't know where the Pelosi's live, but I can't imagine there are tons of homeless wandering the streets in their neighborhood.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 4:02 pm
by simple schoolboy
B wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:Pelosi's husband hospitalized after being attacked in his home. When this turns out to be a red-teamer it will be quite the October surprise!
A Republican in her district? Crazy homeless person is more likely, unless they came from elsewhere with this specific target in mind.
I don't know where the Pelosi's live, but I can't imagine there are tons of homeless wandering the streets in their neighborhood.
The choice of weapon is a hammer, which I suppose could go either way. Someone dedicated from traveling from out of the area should be better equipped, I would think. If it were an axe or machete, I don't think we could chalk it up to anything other than crazy homeless person.

Edit: she lives in San Francisco, in a nominally gated community.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 4:13 pm
by BurtReynolds
place your bets

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 4:17 pm
by Bi_3
simple schoolboy wrote:
B wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:Pelosi's husband hospitalized after being attacked in his home. When this turns out to be a red-teamer it will be quite the October surprise!
A Republican in her district? Crazy homeless person is more likely, unless they came from elsewhere with this specific target in mind.
I don't know where the Pelosi's live, but I can't imagine there are tons of homeless wandering the streets in their neighborhood.
The choice of weapon is a hammer, which I suppose could go either way. Someone dedicated from traveling from out of the area should be better equipped, I would think. If it were an axe or machete, I don't think we could chalk it up to anything other than crazy homeless person.

Edit: she lives in San Francisco, in a nominally gated community.

A one armed man?

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 4:20 pm
by simple schoolboy
Bi_3 wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
B wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:Pelosi's husband hospitalized after being attacked in his home. When this turns out to be a red-teamer it will be quite the October surprise!
A Republican in her district? Crazy homeless person is more likely, unless they came from elsewhere with this specific target in mind.
I don't know where the Pelosi's live, but I can't imagine there are tons of homeless wandering the streets in their neighborhood.
The choice of weapon is a hammer, which I suppose could go either way. Someone dedicated from traveling from out of the area should be better equipped, I would think. If it were an axe or machete, I don't think we could chalk it up to anything other than crazy homeless person.

Edit: she lives in San Francisco, in a nominally gated community.

A one armed man?
Look, it was necessary to get Provasic to market.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 4:29 pm
by wease's ex-girlfriend
The attacker allegedly shouted “where’s Nancy?!” before attacking her husband

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 4:35 pm
by BurtReynolds
Maybe it was retaliation for the Rubio guy getting attacked.

The law of the streets.
Image

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 5:57 pm
by Bi_3
BurtReynolds wrote:Maybe it was retaliation for the Rubio guy getting attacked.

The law of the streets.
Image

Dude apparently loved some very Burt-esque things.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 6:06 pm
by BurtReynolds
it wasn't this lady?

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 6:35 pm
by elliseamos
Mental illness.
Inflation.
Vax requirements.
Mask mandates.

Choose 1 of these for the reason and ignore the fact that this is political.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 6:39 pm
by Bi_3
elliseamos wrote:Mental illness.
Inflation.
Vax requirements.
Mask mandates.

Choose 1 of these for the reason and ignore the fact that this is political.
He can be both a MAGA conspiracy theorist and mentally ill. I would even say they might be correlated.


It will be interesting to watch Poso and the other MAGAs desperately redirect over the next few days: https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 7:36 pm
by simple schoolboy
So looking like a compromise: a crazy, drug addicted homeless man who specifically targeted Pelosi.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 7:53 pm
by Mickey
Burt Reynolds identity reveal

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 7:56 pm
by Simple Torture
"By the way good movie."

Legendary.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 7:58 pm
by Simple Torture
Mickey wrote: Burt Reynolds identity reveal
Stick around, he actually writes more about The Last Jedi than Black Adam in his Black Adam review.

Re: Congress

Posted: Fri October 28, 2022 9:15 pm
by spike
I wonder if there are any nude coffee shops in Austin.