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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
I'm thinking the Rey is Luke's kid, and Kylo has some connection to the Skywalker's as well.Simple Torture wrote:There's lots of speculation that Han/Leia are so somber in this trailer because Kylo Ren is their son. It's been revealed officially that that's not his real name (sort of like a title like "Darth Vader"), so chances are his name/identity has meaning. It'd also be slightly lifting from the EU. I'm hoping not...I'm already skeptical about the new superweapon thing, and I don't think I could handle a hidden identity.
I'm definitely skeptical of the "super weapon" thing. I hope it's not another Death Star. Looks like we may see it in action (the massive explosion in the forrest).
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
you can see the super weapon during a shot of the x wings on that snow planet. By all accounts "starkiller" is an ice planet and they built some sort of super weapon through the core of it. So, yea, it's kind of like the death star but its a planet as it isdarth_vedder wrote:I'm thinking the Rey is Luke's kid, and Kylo has some connection to the Skywalker's as well.Simple Torture wrote:There's lots of speculation that Han/Leia are so somber in this trailer because Kylo Ren is their son. It's been revealed officially that that's not his real name (sort of like a title like "Darth Vader"), so chances are his name/identity has meaning. It'd also be slightly lifting from the EU. I'm hoping not...I'm already skeptical about the new superweapon thing, and I don't think I could handle a hidden identity.
I'm definitely skeptical of the "super weapon" thing. I hope it's not another Death Star. Looks like we may see it in action (the massive explosion in the forrest).
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
There are a lot of connections to the characters that need to be explained, and a lot of paths that need crossing, and I'm skeptical that they can do it all coherently. Rey obviously starts with BB-8, and she meets Finn, and then they meet Han and Chewie? Where does Poe come in, and how does he get BB-8 as an astromech droid?
Did we talk about the run time yet? 2 hrs and 26 minutes.
Did we talk about the run time yet? 2 hrs and 26 minutes.
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and, who will answer our questions about the midi-chlorians???!!!
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Strat wrote:you can see the super weapon during a shot of the x wings on that snow planet. By all accounts "starkiller" is an ice planet and they built some sort of super weapon through the core of it. So, yea, it's kind of like the death star but its a planet as it isdarth_vedder wrote:I'm thinking the Rey is Luke's kid, and Kylo has some connection to the Skywalker's as well.Simple Torture wrote:There's lots of speculation that Han/Leia are so somber in this trailer because Kylo Ren is their son. It's been revealed officially that that's not his real name (sort of like a title like "Darth Vader"), so chances are his name/identity has meaning. It'd also be slightly lifting from the EU. I'm hoping not...I'm already skeptical about the new superweapon thing, and I don't think I could handle a hidden identity.
I'm definitely skeptical of the "super weapon" thing. I hope it's not another Death Star. Looks like we may see it in action (the massive explosion in the forrest).

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Simple Torture wrote:There are a lot of connections to the characters that need to be explained, and a lot of paths that need crossing, and I'm skeptical that they can do it all coherently. Rey obviously starts with BB-8, and she meets Finn, and then they meet Han and Chewie? Where does Poe come in, and how does he get BB-8 as an astromech droid?
Did we talk about the run time yet? 2 hrs and 26 minutes.
A New Hope was similar. Lots of paths needed crossing, lots of adventures, fuck Obi Wan dies, they end up with a fleet of rebels, take down the death star.
It can be done.
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Yeah, I don't know how I feel about a super weapon, on the surface. We'll see how that actually plays out. A hidden identity plotline wouldn't bug me, though. In fact, I 100% expect it.Simple Torture wrote:There's lots of speculation that Han/Leia are so somber in this trailer because Kylo Ren is their son. It's been revealed officially that that's not his real name (sort of like a title like "Darth Vader"), so chances are his name/identity has meaning. It'd also be slightly lifting from the EU. I'm hoping not...I'm already skeptical about the new superweapon thing, and I don't think I could handle a hidden identity.
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Hollywood has always said the secret to making a successful sequel is: make the same movie but different.Strat wrote:Simple Torture wrote:There are a lot of connections to the characters that need to be explained, and a lot of paths that need crossing, and I'm skeptical that they can do it all coherently. Rey obviously starts with BB-8, and she meets Finn, and then they meet Han and Chewie? Where does Poe come in, and how does he get BB-8 as an astromech droid?
Did we talk about the run time yet? 2 hrs and 26 minutes.
A New Hope was similar. Lots of paths needed crossing, lots of adventures, fuck Obi Wan dies, they end up with a fleet of rebels, take down the death star.
It can be done.
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
star wars fur yeah i'm rockin chewbaccaStrat wrote:Kylo Ren is to Vader as what LV is to Kanyedurdencommatyler wrote:I can kinda get on board with this, too. If that character is some sort of relic collector then context could help that shot a lot.turned2black wrote:The scene with the Darth's crushed helmet kinda made me cringe. Hokey as fuck and points to what I dislike about JJ. So hamfisted.
But let's also not act like there weren't plenty of hamfisted moments in the OT as well.
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What if
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I love this. Could explain that scene with Poe Dameron and Kylo.dimejinky99 wrote:
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Start with a miserable kid on a shitty desert planet.durdencommatyler wrote:Hollywood has always said the secret to making a successful sequel is: make the same movie but different.Strat wrote:Simple Torture wrote:There are a lot of connections to the characters that need to be explained, and a lot of paths that need crossing, and I'm skeptical that they can do it all coherently. Rey obviously starts with BB-8, and she meets Finn, and then they meet Han and Chewie? Where does Poe come in, and how does he get BB-8 as an astromech droid?
Did we talk about the run time yet? 2 hrs and 26 minutes.
A New Hope was similar. Lots of paths needed crossing, lots of adventures, fuck Obi Wan dies, they end up with a fleet of rebels, take down the death star.
It can be done.
After a space battle something falls from the sky that contains a character of some sort.
Journey/learning sequence where the kid discovers that they have a familial connection to something bigger and more significant.
A bad guy wearing black shows up.
Someone important to the kid dies at a pivotal moment.
Then they all nut up blow up a planet.
Yeah...it does have the potential to be a pretty literal mirror.
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Also, that shot of Leia in Hans' arms looking all sad, doesn't bode well for Chewie.
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
This idea bothers me. I'd rather they were their own characters with their own motivations, not, "You gotta save the universe b/c it's your birthright!" They've already given Poe that sort of backstory in the comics, so, as they say, I've got a bad feeling about this. Finn intrigues me because he's so obviously a blank slate.Strat wrote:I love this. Could explain that scene with Poe Dameron and Kylo.dimejinky99 wrote:
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But don't blame JJ Abrams. It's Joseph Campbell 101.McParadigm wrote:Start with a miserable kid on a shitty desert planet.durdencommatyler wrote:Hollywood has always said the secret to making a successful sequel is: make the same movie but different.Strat wrote:Simple Torture wrote:There are a lot of connections to the characters that need to be explained, and a lot of paths that need crossing, and I'm skeptical that they can do it all coherently. Rey obviously starts with BB-8, and she meets Finn, and then they meet Han and Chewie? Where does Poe come in, and how does he get BB-8 as an astromech droid?
Did we talk about the run time yet? 2 hrs and 26 minutes.
A New Hope was similar. Lots of paths needed crossing, lots of adventures, fuck Obi Wan dies, they end up with a fleet of rebels, take down the death star.
It can be done.
After a space battle something falls from the sky that contains a character of some sort.
Journey/learning sequence where the kid discovers that they have a familial connection to something bigger and more significant.
A bad guy wearing black shows up.
Someone important to the kid dies at a pivotal moment.
Then they all nut up blow up a planet.
Yeah...it does have the potential to be a pretty literal mirror.
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
I wouldnt get too excited then because I think ultimately Star Wars is about the Skywalker journey.Simple Torture wrote:This idea bothers me. I'd rather they were their own characters with their own motivations, not, "You gotta save the universe b/c it's your birthright!" They've already given Poe that sort of backstory in the comics, so, as they say, I've got a bad feeling about this. Finn intrigues me because he's so obviously a blank slate.Strat wrote:I love this. Could explain that scene with Poe Dameron and Kylo.dimejinky99 wrote:
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I just read on another site, have no idea how credible or where it comes from originally but (I'll spoiler in case, but this is reeeeeally minor shit; I'm avoiding spoilers and I don't care about this at all)
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