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The ok boomer song girl saying “simping is king shit” is already my favorite story of 2020

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*waits for confused posts from gen x rm*

LoathedVermin72 wrote:The ok boomer song girl saying “simping is king shit” is already my favorite story of 2020

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*waits for confused posts from gen x rm*

I'm sad that I understood everything in that post.

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:The ok boomer song girl saying “simping is king shit” is already my favorite story of 2020

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*waits for confused posts from gen x rm*

I'm sad that I understood everything in that post.

You’re a millennial in spirit

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:The ok boomer song girl saying “simping is king shit” is already my favorite story of 2020

Spoiler: show

*waits for confused posts from gen x rm*

I'm sad that I understood everything in that post.

You’re a millennial in spirit

I keep trying to wake up my fellow Gen Xers but its no use.

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:The ok boomer song girl saying “simping is king shit” is already my favorite story of 2020

Spoiler: show

*waits for confused posts from gen x rm*

I'm sad that I understood everything in that post.

You’re a millennial in spirit

I keep trying to wake up my fellow Gen Xers but its no use.

Ain’t gonna happen

Bammer wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:The ok boomer song girl saying “simping is king shit” is already my favorite story of 2020

Spoiler: show

*waits for confused posts from gen x rm*

I'm sad that I understood everything in that post.

You’re a millennial in spirit

I keep trying to wake up my fellow Gen Xers but its no use.

Ain’t gonna happen

it's like...I keep trying to relate to my people...but they don't even know what a simp is.

BurtReynolds wrote:

Bammer wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:The ok boomer song girl saying “simping is king shit” is already my favorite story of 2020

Spoiler: show

*waits for confused posts from gen x rm*

I'm sad that I understood everything in that post.

You’re a millennial in spirit

I keep trying to wake up my fellow Gen Xers but its no use.

Ain’t gonna happen

it's like...I keep trying to relate to my people...but they don't even know what a simp is.

Describe “your people” in 10 words or less

Bammer wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Bammer wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:The ok boomer song girl saying “simping is king shit” is already my favorite story of 2020

Spoiler: show

*waits for confused posts from gen x rm*

I'm sad that I understood everything in that post.

You’re a millennial in spirit

I keep trying to wake up my fellow Gen Xers but its no use.

Ain’t gonna happen

it's like...I keep trying to relate to my people...but they don't even know what a simp is.

Describe “your people” in 10 words or less

people who remember when Pearl Jam was popular and still watch SNL

That was 12 words!!!!!!!!!!

close enough

This is cool

after watching a number of reporters doing live shots from their homes the last couple of days I've realized a lot of these people live in shit holes and/or don't keep their places clean whether it be local or national

no shit they're reporters

they could tidy up, pete

Cops discover dog behind the wheel after high-speed chase

A Washington resident was arrested on Sunday, March 29, following a high-speed chase. However, the man arrested wasn’t actually the one doing the driving; evidently, that was all his pit bull.

The man, a resident of Lakewood, Washington, hit two cars while driving at more than 100 miles per hour before state troopers stepped in, a spokeswoman for the Washington State Patrol told CNN.

“He was driving very erratically. So erratically that multiple people called 911,” trooper Heather Axtman told CNN.

Eventually, the man’s reckless driving turned into a high-speed chase. And according to Axtman, it was during that high-speed chase that a trooper looked into the car and noticed that a dog was sitting in the driver’s seat.

When troopers were finally able to stop the speeding car with spike strips, the man told them simply that he was “trying to teach his dog how to drive.”

“I wish I could make this up,” Axtman said. “I’ve been a trooper for almost 12 years and wow, I’ve never heard this excuse. I’ve been in a lot of high speed chases, I’ve stopped a lot of cars, and never have I gotten an excuse that they were teaching their dog how to drive.”

Naturally, the man was charged with reckless endangerment, hit and run, driving under the influence and felony eluding. The “very sweet girl,” meanwhile, was taken to the animal shelter where she will hopefully find a more sensible owner.

Ancient rainforest in Antarctica:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/01/world/an ... index.html

https://boingboing.net/2020/03/24/baske ... hical.html



hoax, good marketing, or sign of the endtimes?

So what's with this weird Ezra Miller thing