Red Mosquito

Dev wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:I can't recommend the new Brazilian movie that's in cinemas now, The Secret Agent. It is one of a kind, great all around

You can't recommend a great movie? Sorry but this post is confusing.

Argo please explain yourself

After reading his post 7 times I have arrived at the theory that he meant to say he can't recommend it enough, but he got himself lost and forgot to complete his thought. Argo please confirm

He can't recommend it coherently enough.

Jorge wrote:After reading his post 7 times I have arrived at the theory that he meant to say he can't recommend it enough, but he got himself lost and forgot to complete his thought. Argo please confirm

If this is in fact true then perhaps a short ban is in order to remind this poster to think a little more and review his posts before he hits submit.

I can't recommend it enough! It's great. I am sorry

It's (surprisingly) a lot of fun and has a lot of heart and is gorgeous to look at it and is never ever boring

I'm excited to watch it. My Brazilian friend hated it but she's kind of a movie idiot

it's missing the word "enough"

Sorry

I'm excited to watch it. My Brazilian friend hated it but she's kind of a movie idiot enough

I thought about going to see it in Sao Paulo but then i found out its opening here soon so i didnt.

Of course having read Argo´s review now i know it was a mistake.

Jorge wrote:Sorry

I'm excited to watch it. My Brazilian friend hated it but she's kind of a movie idiot enough

better

Regarding the sexy new Avatar lady - let's just say, uh yeah, I would totally connect magic braids with her.

damn it all this talk...i might check this movie sooner

Farmer John wrote:Regarding the sexy new Avatar lady - let's just say, uh yeah, I would totally connect magic braids with her.

She's exactly how I like them. Sadistic, batshit insane, and 10 feet tall

Lucy (2014)

An aggressively stupid movie. One of the dumbest I've seen in a while. Normally that would be a plus, but not here. Interestingly, it's completely devoid of dramatic tension or stakes or anything. What even is this?

3 Scarjoes out of 10.

A House Full Of Dynamite

What a waste. Whats the point really? That ending was hilariously bad and at this point, sad and naive.

Piece of shit

Yeah, fuck that movie.

Tuff Turf (1985)

Now this is my kind of movie. James Spader is just the coolest dude ever. Literally too cool for school. Gangbangers who wear bandanas and carry switchblades (points deducted for not being racially diverse, though). High school bullies who get away with overt attempted murder. Ten speed bikes. High schoolers that look like they are in their 40s. Hot blonde girlfriend with crimped hair. Robert Downey Jr in a new wave band. Pure 80s.

Really subverted my expectations by making the hero a blonde sweater wearing rich boy from Connecticut, and the bad guy is a blue collar guy from the wrong side of the tracks. Very daring.

9 future marvel movie stars out of 10.

Haha i love those 80’s movies with the high schoolers who look 40!

Ello Sailor wrote:Yeah, fuck that movie.

its really sweet Hollywood still thinks they can sell us a US president who listens to Podcasts and care about people.