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Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 2:03 pm
by Jorge
You are given five years to find and touch a specific giraffe.
The moment you put your hand on the giraffe, you will instantly earn $250 million dollars.
The giraffe could be anywhere in the world. The giraffe will not die during these five years.
You will know the giraffe as soon as you see it. After spotting it, you must figure out a way to get close enough to the giraffe to touch it.
You may not kill or harm this giraffe.
All your travel to find this giraffe will be fully funded for these five years, but only for you (no +1).
If you accept the challenge, you must devote your full time to finding the giraffe. You cannot hold a job, pursue other income, or build savings during the search.
There are currently just under 120,000 giraffes in the world.
Do you accept this mission?
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 2:06 pm
by wease
Not at all
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 2:07 pm
by LoathedVermin72
yeah no
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 2:09 pm
by tree_
DEFINITELY
if i didn't have two young children and a wife
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 2:39 pm
by Self
I'll find that fucking giraffe
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 2:41 pm
by HokeMoseley
tree_ wrote:DEFINITELY
if i didn't have two young children and a wife
They're always holding you back.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 3:01 pm
by Jorge
I'll add a clause that you are allowed to return home periodically to see your loved ones, but they must fend for themselves financially until you find and touch this giraffe
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 3:07 pm
by spike
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 3:27 pm
by tree_
Jorge wrote:I'll add a clause that you are allowed to return home periodically to see your loved ones, but they must fend for themselves financially until you find and touch this giraffe
ok, i'll do it. it won't take me very long anyway
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 3:54 pm
by BurtReynolds
Giraffes are terrible at hiding. I will find it.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:01 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Self wrote:I'll find that fucking giraffe
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:10 pm
by spike
BurtReynolds wrote:Giraffes are terrible at hiding. I will find it.
You will have to leave your battlestation, just to be clear.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:17 pm
by tree_
change the animal to someone's pet dog in France, and you're not allowed to learn French, and no electronic communication is allowed
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:18 pm
by epilogue
What is it only takes like a week to complete? Do I still have to travel alone and not have a job for the rest of the five years?
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:23 pm
by Jorge
epilogue wrote:What is it only takes like a week to complete? Do I still have to travel alone and not have a job for the rest of the five years?
No, the challenge ends the moment you touch the giraffe. 5 years is just the time limit you have to complete the challenge
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:36 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
spike wrote:
Jesus Christ
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:41 pm
by tree_
Jorge wrote:epilogue wrote:What is it only takes like a week to complete? Do I still have to travel alone and not have a job for the rest of the five years?
No, the challenge ends the moment you touch the giraffe. 5 years is just the time limit you have to complete the challenge
and if you don't complete it in five years? you owe all the money given to you supporting your quest
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:43 pm
by LoathedVermin72
I think you guys are underestimating how difficult and possibly dangerous it might be to touch the giraffe once you find it
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:44 pm
by bodysnatcher
What if you casually just walk by it and pretend to trip and run into it, apologizing profusely? Giraffe would prob be cool and just walk off.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Fri March 06, 2026 4:46 pm
by tree_
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I think you guys are underestimating how difficult and possibly dangerous it might be to touch the giraffe once you find it
you can touch it with a long broom from a helicopter