Red Mosquito

tree_ wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I think you guys are underestimating how difficult and possibly dangerous it might be to touch the giraffe once you find it

you can touch it with a long broom from a helicopter

The moment you put your hand on the giraffe, you will instantly earn $250 million dollars.

What if you cut your hand off and throw it at the giraffe?

or attach your hand to a long broom from a helicopter

Jorge has gravely underestimated the collective resourcefulness of the RM cohort.

tree_ wrote:

Jorge wrote:I'll add a clause that you are allowed to return home periodically to see your loved ones, but they must fend for themselves financially until you find and touch this giraffe

ok, i'll do it. it won't take me very long anyway

Where are you going first?

Are you prioritizing proximity (starting with American zoos, for example) or probability (sub-Saharan Africa)?

Jorge wrote:

tree_ wrote:

Jorge wrote:I'll add a clause that you are allowed to return home periodically to see your loved ones, but they must fend for themselves financially until you find and touch this giraffe

ok, i'll do it. it won't take me very long anyway

Where are you going first?

Are you prioritizing proximity (starting with American zoos, for example) or probability (sub-Saharan Africa)?

i'll follow the research

Gemini said to start with zoos, then private reserves in Africa, and finally out in the wild. Gemini also seemed to think that paying for detailed aerial photography would fall under "travel expenses"

I would probably just start with Google image search of giraffe photos and hope to get lucky.

you guys can give up. I found it

Please buy every RMer a Ferrari.

I'll just take a Toyota please

Ferrari doesn’t make Toyotas.

Ferarri won't sell you that many.

what are the chances me and ruddo meet up in 2 weeks and 1 days time?

Peeps wrote:what are the chances me and ruddo meet up in 2 weeks and 1 days time?

You can't team up to touch the giraffe, peeps.

spike wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Giraffes are terrible at hiding. I will find it.

You will have to leave your battlestation, just to be clear.

Locate the giraffe via drone or satellite. Or create a million dollar contest where people have to send a picture of a giraffe to enter.

pay a team to safely capture and ship the giraffe to my house.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I'll just take a Toyota please

you a Camry guy? I've got you pegged as a Camry guy.

that's a layup for someone. make it good

Self wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I'll just take a Toyota please

you a Camry guy? I've got you pegged as a Camry guy.

Splurge on a Lexus, dude.

I've never driven a Camry. My car that got totaled was a Corolla. My wife wants to get a Cross now.

No way am I paying for registration and insurance on a luxury car.