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Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:14 pm
by Mecca
@SkitchP wrote:
Mecca wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
Mecca wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:The "once" wording makes no sense if that were true. "Once" deliberately makes it sound like it happened a while ago. He would just say "Yes" if he were referring to what just occurred.
if it happened before, he would say "yes, twice"

There is no way Homer Simpson is indicating what he just witnessed counts, or he would have said so.
i'm sorry that you don't get abstract comedy

Wouldn't that be absolute literal comedy at it's most obvious?
no

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:14 pm
by Mecca
you know what? fuck you guys. I'm never coming back to RM again if this is how you conduct yourselves. :peace:

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:16 pm
by doug rr
man, pete and I have been doing this one for years here..that being said...

team LV, jorj and skitch....

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:20 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:24 pm
by BurtReynolds
Its a funny joke.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:25 pm
by doug rr
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:man, pete and I have been doing this one for years here..that being said...

team LV, jorj and skitch....
Your thoughts are just clouded by this dishwasher debacle.
have you ever seen a guy say goodbye to ice cream?

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:26 pm
by doug rr
besides peeps

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:28 pm
by @SkitchP
doug's post game is stronger than the entirety of the Golden State Warriors tonight.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:28 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:32 pm
by doug rr
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:man, pete and I have been doing this one for years here..that being said...

team LV, jorj and skitch....
Your thoughts are just clouded by this dishwasher debacle.
have you ever seen a guy say goodbye to ice cream?
I saw a little kid drop his cone on the sidewalk recently. His tears broke my heart.
would you have charged him for another one?

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:34 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:35 pm
by bart
You should make the cones ergonomically impossible for a kid to hold.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:35 pm
by doug rr
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:man, pete and I have been doing this one for years here..that being said...

team LV, jorj and skitch....
Your thoughts are just clouded by this dishwasher debacle.
have you ever seen a guy say goodbye to ice cream?
I saw a little kid drop his cone on the sidewalk recently. His tears broke my heart.
would you have charged him for another one?
Fuck no. That's just horrible hospitality. If a kid spills my cone, he gets a freebie.
cool..I want to see that on your FAQ

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:36 pm
by bart
terrible business strategy

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:37 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:37 pm
by doug rr
what if he drops it after he's eaten 3/4 of it?

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Fri June 17, 2016 11:39 pm
by bart
You could donate some of your profits to St Jude's or something if you feel so bad about it.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Sat June 18, 2016 12:20 am
by LoathedVermin72
I legitimately think less of the people who interpret this joke incorrectly.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Sat June 18, 2016 12:47 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Simpsons

Posted: Sat June 18, 2016 12:48 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.