The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Coach]

I agree with the AI here. Once you start pooping all over the place, you truly can go anywhere, even a Dunkin' Donuts bathroom.

[JuanHamm]

You can do a lot worse than a Dunkin bathroom.

[spike]

They have bathrooms because they want you to poop!

[dad]

good point. years ago, i went to NYC to visit a friend, and i pooped in a Crate & Barrel bathroom.

very satisfying.

[tree_]

who is dan?

the king of pooping

[JuanHamm]

good point. years ago, i went to NYC to visit a friend, and i pooped in a Crate & Barrel bathroom.

very satisfying.

A nice bathroom can really help to set a business apart.

[dad]

good point. years ago, i went to NYC to visit a friend, and i pooped in a Crate & Barrel bathroom.

very satisfying.

A nice bathroom can really help to set a business apart.

Absolutely.

Juxtaposed to that bathroom, one time I was in an Aldi, and the feeling hit me, and when I walked into the bathroom there was blood and poop on the wall next to the toilet. I left that bathroom quickly and opted to try to make it home.

[dad]

for the record, I love Aldi.

[spike]

International terminal bathrooms can be real horror shows.

[JuanHamm]

good point. years ago, i went to NYC to visit a friend, and i pooped in a Crate & Barrel bathroom.

very satisfying.

A nice bathroom can really help to set a business apart.

Absolutely.

Juxtaposed to that bathroom, one time I was in an Aldi, and the feeling hit me, and when I walked into the bathroom there was blood and poop on the wall next to the toilet. I left that bathroom quickly and opted to try to make it home.

and? Did you shit your pants in your car?

[dad]

good point. years ago, i went to NYC to visit a friend, and i pooped in a Crate & Barrel bathroom.

very satisfying.

A nice bathroom can really help to set a business apart.

Absolutely.

Juxtaposed to that bathroom, one time I was in an Aldi, and the feeling hit me, and when I walked into the bathroom there was blood and poop on the wall next to the toilet. I left that bathroom quickly and opted to try to make it home.

and? Did you shit your pants in your car?

I made it home. The closest I've ever come to shitting my pants...I was about 19, and I was driving on the Berlin Turnpike, and I had to go so badly. Luckily, there was a Burger King, and I stopped in, but if I hadn't stopped I would've. That was the worst ever. Driving, clenching, begging the universe to let me make it to a bathroom.

[96583UP]

went into the office today and lo and behold the 2nd morning poop manifested itself

went to the stall and almost immediately some other person entered and went into the stall next to me to poop

they didn't courtesy flush, and the space between the wall and the floor is kind of high

i felt like i had to rush my dump, which was really disappointing

usually no one is in the office post-Covid and i can safely and leisurely poop there if need be

usually i am catching greens on the toilet too (first one of the day, can still see the cleaning fluid in the bowl from the janitor's visit)

today was not greens

overall a 2/10 experience

really disappointing

i wish other people would not poop where i poop

[dad]

went into the office today and lo and behold the 2nd morning poop manifested itself

went to the stall and almost immediately some other person entered and went into the stall next to me to poop

they didn't courtesy flush, and the space between the wall and the floor is kind of high

i felt like i had to rush my dump, which was really disappointing

usually no one is in the office post-Covid and i can safely and leisurely poop there if need be

usually i am catching greens on the toilet too (first one of the day, can still see the cleaning fluid in the bowl from the janitor's visit)

today was not greens

overall a 2/10 experience

really disappointing

i wish other people would not poop where i poop

how many stalls are in that bathroom? I always try to give a one-stall space, unless those stalls are already taken and I have to go.

courtesy, ya know?

[96583UP]

went into the office today and lo and behold the 2nd morning poop manifested itself

went to the stall and almost immediately some other person entered and went into the stall next to me to poop

they didn't courtesy flush, and the space between the wall and the floor is kind of high

i felt like i had to rush my dump, which was really disappointing

usually no one is in the office post-Covid and i can safely and leisurely poop there if need be

usually i am catching greens on the toilet too (first one of the day, can still see the cleaning fluid in the bowl from the janitor's visit)

today was not greens

overall a 2/10 experience

really disappointing

i wish other people would not poop where i poop

how many stalls are in that bathroom? I always try to give a one-stall space, unless those stalls are already taken and I have to go.

courtesy, ya know?

there are three, but one side borders the urinals, which see heavy foot traffic, and with high space between floor and wall, it's uncomfortable - and the other is a handicapped stall that has a massive gap in the door crack when closed with the toilet positioned directly in line of sight and when people enter the bathroom they immediately see through and see you pooping and it's such a big gap it's hard to even cover it all the way with a coat bc coats are too short

so i go for the middle, which is usually safe ground

but now i might need to reconsider that strategy

[dad]

went into the office today and lo and behold the 2nd morning poop manifested itself

went to the stall and almost immediately some other person entered and went into the stall next to me to poop

they didn't courtesy flush, and the space between the wall and the floor is kind of high

i felt like i had to rush my dump, which was really disappointing

usually no one is in the office post-Covid and i can safely and leisurely poop there if need be

usually i am catching greens on the toilet too (first one of the day, can still see the cleaning fluid in the bowl from the janitor's visit)

today was not greens

overall a 2/10 experience

really disappointing

i wish other people would not poop where i poop

how many stalls are in that bathroom? I always try to give a one-stall space, unless those stalls are already taken and I have to go.

courtesy, ya know?

there are three, but one side borders the urinals, which see heavy foot traffic, and with high space between floor and wall, it's uncomfortable - and the other is a handicapped stall that has a massive gap in the door crack when closed with the toilet positioned directly in line of sight and when people enter the bathroom they immediately see through and see you pooping and it's such a big gap it's hard to even cover it all the way with a coat bc coats are too short

so i go for the middle, which is usually safe ground

but now i might need to reconsider that strategy

You've thought of everything.

I like a conscientious pooper.

Sometimes, conditions have to be just right.

[96583UP]

went into the office today and lo and behold the 2nd morning poop manifested itself

went to the stall and almost immediately some other person entered and went into the stall next to me to poop

they didn't courtesy flush, and the space between the wall and the floor is kind of high

i felt like i had to rush my dump, which was really disappointing

usually no one is in the office post-Covid and i can safely and leisurely poop there if need be

usually i am catching greens on the toilet too (first one of the day, can still see the cleaning fluid in the bowl from the janitor's visit)

today was not greens

overall a 2/10 experience

really disappointing

i wish other people would not poop where i poop

how many stalls are in that bathroom? I always try to give a one-stall space, unless those stalls are already taken and I have to go.

courtesy, ya know?

there are three, but one side borders the urinals, which see heavy foot traffic, and with high space between floor and wall, it's uncomfortable - and the other is a handicapped stall that has a massive gap in the door crack when closed with the toilet positioned directly in line of sight and when people enter the bathroom they immediately see through and see you pooping and it's such a big gap it's hard to even cover it all the way with a coat bc coats are too short

so i go for the middle, which is usually safe ground

but now i might need to reconsider that strategy

You've thought of everything.

I like a conscientious pooper.

Sometimes, conditions have to be just right.

maybe i will just bring a roll of duct tape and paste it over the crack in the handicapped stall

but then i am sure some Mfer will just go poop in the middle

[doug rr]

International terminal bathrooms can be real horror shows.

at the airport in Hanoi its torture...I first went to sit down with no toilet paper in the stall...apparently there is a person at the front that hands out the TP..anyway the one time I used it before a departure it was a woman attendant and pretty much like Seinfeld they give you 3 squares to do your business...and that was after many days of pho...

[Coach]

You can do a lot worse than a Dunkin bathroom.

Don't disagree there.

I've seen some pretty bad ones though. In the nice suburbs even. Blood, poop on floors, toilet seat and walls. You just have to imagine the fact that you don't have to lick all of that stuff up with your tongue. Instead, just sit and do your business.

[wease]

Making my 3rd deposit of the day. Since I’m eating Chipotle for lunch, I fully expect at least one more before bed tonight.

[bodysnatcher]

Making my 3rd deposit of the day. Since I’m eating Chipotle for lunch, I fully expect at least one more before bed tonight.

This is an ideal set up, wease. You’ve emptied the pipes, and now the Chipotle is going to come through like Drano foam and disintegrate the crud that’s stuck on the intestine walls. You’re gonna be clean as a whistle.