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spike wrote:Why didn’t you eat all weekend?
The fried ravioli wasn’t up to par
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Today I had two “you need to improve your performance” conversations.

The first one cried. The second one got very defensive internally but did a pretty good job regulating that externallly.
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Bammer wrote:Today I had two “you need to improve your performance” conversations.

The first one cried. The second one got very defensive internally but did a pretty good job regulating that externallly.
which one did you want to comfort the most afterwards?
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Bammer wrote:Today I had two “you need to improve your performance” conversations.

The first one cried. The second one got very defensive internally but did a pretty good job regulating that externallly.
I had one of those last week. She didn’t cry but she expressed great appreciation that I had the talk with her. Definitely not the way I thought it would go. She even texted me a couple of times later that day thanking me even more profusely.
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doug rr wrote:
Bammer wrote:Today I had two “you need to improve your performance” conversations.

The first one cried. The second one got very defensive internally but did a pretty good job regulating that externallly.
which one did you want to comfort the most afterwards?
Crier for sure.

By the way shouldn’t it be spelled cryer?
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Bammer wrote:Today I had two “you need to improve your performance” conversations.

The first one cried. The second one got very defensive internally but did a pretty good job regulating that externallly.
Next time just ask Mrs Bammer for tips on that conversation
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:Today I had two “you need to improve your performance” conversations.

The first one cried. The second one got very defensive internally but did a pretty good job regulating that externallly.
Next time just ask Mrs Bammer for tips on that conversation
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anyone ‘round here hiring?
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:wave:

I may forget to show up to interview you tho.
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I have zero medical education or experience but will prob leave all the other employees in my dust.
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looks like I might need someone to shovel some snow and lay down some salt next week
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bodysnatcher wrote:I have zero medical education or experience but will prob leave all the other employees in my dust.
You probably would. Move to Nashville. I’ll hire you immediately.
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wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I have zero medical education or experience but will prob leave all the other employees in my dust.
You probably would. Move to Nashville. I’ll hire you immediately.
Be wary of the (Friends With) Benefits package that wease offers. I won’t make that mistake again.
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Bammer wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I have zero medical education or experience but will prob leave all the other employees in my dust.
You probably would. Move to Nashville. I’ll hire you immediately.
Be wary of the (Friends With) Benefits package that wease offers. I won’t make that mistake again.
And that’s a benefit that begins upon hiring! You don’t even have to wait 90 day for it to kick in.
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out of nowhere i was nominated for a quarterly award for our business unit. was nominated for embrace yes always.

my choice of prizes are

an oculus
masterclass subscription
happy box

i asked for clarification on the happy box
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Peeps wrote:out of nowhere i was nominated for a quarterly award for our business unit. was nominated for embrace yes always.

my choice of prizes are

an oculus
masterclass subscription
happy box

i asked for clarification on the happy box
True story: that’s what we used to call the drugged out girl my college friend used to hook up with.
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Peeps wrote:out of nowhere i was nominated for a quarterly award for our business unit. was nominated for embrace yes always.

my choice of prizes are

an oculus
masterclass subscription
happy box

i asked for clarification on the happy box
Which Oculus?
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Get an oculus so you can at least watch fully immersed porn
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i think i am going to go with the master classes since it is a subscription for the year (i believe)
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Peeps wrote:i think i am going to go with the master classes since it is a subscription for the year (i believe)
What will be your first three classes?
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