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[spike]

call me a moron but i'm pretty sure smelly poop particles don't travel around in the air... unless people are coughing and sneezing with poop in their mouth

What do you think is happening when you smell a fart!

[Jorge]

call me a moron but i'm pretty sure smelly poop particles don't travel around in the air... unless people are coughing and sneezing with poop in their mouth

Apparently Argo is on to something

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/the ... 8051113823

[tree_]

so are you telling me that when you are smelling something, anything, you are actually ingesting the thing?

[tree_]

oh nevermind.. here it is.. toilets are basically sneezing poop when you flush them

How did the bacteria get into the air in the first place? Unfortunately, every time a lidless toilet is flushed, it aerosolizes a fine mist of microbes.

[Jorge]

"Fecal cloud" wow

[tree_]

yeah what a way to start a morning

thanks alot assholes

[Jorge]

Is the saying "the best offense is a good defense" or "the best defense is a good offense"? I can never remember

[spike]

Yes

[tree_]

Is the saying "the best offense is a good defense" or "the best defense is a good offense"? I can never remember

the second one makes more sense.. because you don't typically count on your defense to score you points ... but if you score more points than them, they can't win

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Bammer]

Poo You Are

[tree_]

Mind Your Fecal Matters

[BurtReynolds]

I Snot Shit

[tree_]

Terduroy

[bodysnatcher]

Yeah I’m kinda surprised this wasn’t common knowledge. Feel like I’ve known about this since elementary school.

[Mickey]

Bet a lot of you sick fucks store your toothbrushes in the bathroom too.

[tree_]

So, it's "lidless" toilets that spew a fine mist of shit all over the place when you flush them. Close the lid and problem solved.

[The Argonaut]

Oh my god, always close the lid. Who taught you maniacs how to shit?

[spike]

What if it’s a public stall with no lid?

[tree_]

cover your face, flush, and run