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Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 1:59 pm
by spike
tree_ wrote:call me a moron but i'm pretty sure smelly poop particles don't travel around in the air... unless people are coughing and sneezing with poop in their mouth
What do you think is happening when you smell a fart!
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:01 pm
by Jorge
tree_ wrote:call me a moron but i'm pretty sure smelly poop particles don't travel around in the air... unless people are coughing and sneezing with poop in their mouth
Apparently Argo is on to something
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/the ... 8051113823
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:01 pm
by tree_
so are you telling me that when you are smelling something, anything, you are actually ingesting the thing?
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:02 pm
by tree_
oh nevermind.. here it is.. toilets are basically sneezing poop when you flush them
How did the bacteria get into the air in the first place? Unfortunately, every time a lidless toilet is flushed, it aerosolizes a fine mist of microbes.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:04 pm
by Jorge
"Fecal cloud" wow
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:04 pm
by tree_
yeah what a way to start a morning
thanks alot assholes
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:07 pm
by Jorge
Is the saying "the best offense is a good defense" or "the best defense is a good offense"? I can never remember
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:10 pm
by spike
Yes
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:10 pm
by tree_
Jorge wrote:Is the saying "the best offense is a good defense" or "the best defense is a good offense"? I can never remember
the second one makes more sense.. because you don't typically count on your defense to score you points ... but if you score more points than them, they can't win
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:19 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:42 pm
by Bammer
Poo You Are
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:45 pm
by tree_
Mind Your Fecal Matters
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:46 pm
by BurtReynolds
I Snot Shit
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:52 pm
by tree_
Terduroy
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 2:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
Yeah I’m kinda surprised this wasn’t common knowledge. Feel like I’ve known about this since elementary school.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 3:01 pm
by Mickey
Bet a lot of you sick fucks store your toothbrushes in the bathroom too.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 3:02 pm
by tree_
So, it's "lidless" toilets that spew a fine mist of shit all over the place when you flush them. Close the lid and problem solved.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 3:34 pm
by The Argonaut
Oh my god, always close the lid. Who taught you maniacs how to shit?
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 3:44 pm
by spike
What if it’s a public stall with no lid?
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed July 06, 2022 3:45 pm
by tree_
cover your face, flush, and run