Next Drumoise

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VinylGuy wrote:They actually nailed the drummer choices in the past.
Yeah, but they suck now.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:Can't wait for the three sentence statement announcing the disappointing new drummer selection!
Will we find out before or after show dates are announced?
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"We have a new drummer. His name is [....]. Monkey_Driven wanted a third sentence, not sure why, but here it is."
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wease wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:Can't wait for the three sentence statement announcing the disappointing new drummer selection!
Will we find out before or after show dates are announced?
I hope they don't announce it and people find out when the walk out on stage for their first show. Everyone in the crowd is just like "who is that?" bc no one actually knows what any drummers look like
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bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:Can't wait for the three sentence statement announcing the disappointing new drummer selection!
Will we find out before or after show dates are announced?
I hope they don't announce it and people find out when the walk out on stage for their first show. Everyone in the crowd is just like "who is that?" bc no one actually knows what any drummers look like
Better yet, I hope they do a Doink the Clown gimmick where a rotating cast of drummers wears the same disguise.
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Or a Masked Drummer approach, with the new guy wearing a unicorn outfit for the entire tour and finally revealing his identity at the end of the final show in a glorious derobing ceremony.
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Maybe they can just wear one of Eddie's hats with the infamous W. Bush mask.
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maybe one night Irons, one night Chamberlain, one night Krusen, and then repeat
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96583UP wrote:maybe one night Irons, one night Chamberlain, one night Krusen, and then repeat
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get jack back and play 80 minute sets of only no code and yield songs


and gigaton songs
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dprival78 wrote:get jack back and play 80 minute sets of only no code and yield songs


and gigaton songs
Throw in some Vitalogy tracks and we have a deal
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
dprival78 wrote:get jack back and play 80 minute sets of only no code and yield songs


and gigaton songs
Throw in some Vitalogy tracks and we have a deal
sold!
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Ms Harmless wrote:
96583UP wrote:maybe one night Irons, one night Chamberlain, one night Krusen, and then repeat
Do The Revolution
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bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:Can't wait for the three sentence statement announcing the disappointing new drummer selection!
Will we find out before or after show dates are announced?
I hope they don't announce it and people find out when the walk out on stage for their first show. Everyone in the crowd is just like "who is that?" bc no one actually knows what any drummers look like
The ultimate punchline to this joke would be if it was just Matt again
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dprival78 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
dprival78 wrote:get jack back and play 80 minute sets of only no code and yield songs


and gigaton songs
Throw in some Vitalogy tracks and we have a deal
sold!
Yes, yes THIS :luv:
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How about that cat that played for Live. I always liked him. Sweet groove and nice chops. He could fit into PJ’s repertoire fairly easily, I would think. Is Live still around?
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wease wrote:How about that cat that played for Live. I always liked him. Sweet groove and nice chops. He could fit into PJ’s repertoire fairly easily, I would think. Is Live still around?
This goes back a good handful of years … I saw Live open for - must have been Counting Crows - and for a band whose music I really do enjoy, Ed Kowalczyk ranks very very high on my personal list of least favorite (live) performers. Great songs. Super weird on stage.
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Looks like Live is still active but the drummer from the 90’s is no longer with them and he currently isn’t in a band.
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Matters wrote:Looks like Live is still active but the drummer from the 90’s is no longer with them and he currently isn’t in a band.
All right! Sign him up!
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Bammer wrote:
wease wrote:How about that cat that played for Live. I always liked him. Sweet groove and nice chops. He could fit into PJ’s repertoire fairly easily, I would think. Is Live still around?
This goes back a good handful of years … I saw Live open for - must have been Counting Crows - and for a band whose music I really do enjoy, Ed Kowalcyk ranks very very high on my persoanal list of least favorite (live) performers. Great songs. Super weird on stage.
I saw them in 1998. They were not very good live.
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