Red Mosquito

I'm going to get some carryout pizza on the way home tonight and then not open it. I'm sure it will taste all the much better if I wait until Saturday to eat it. You know, so I can build up a little excitement about it. I'm really going to be happy tonight and tomorrow that I have that pizza to look forward to on Saturday.

You know what? Shit, I'm going to wait until Sunday. That'll make me really excited!

Benjamin Franklin would be very disappointed with everyone in this thread. Except Wishlist

Why? Did he practice enjoyment abstinence, too?

I really hope this thread turns into people going down the enjoyment abstinence route and trying to one up each other...

The quickly read that and thought you were inferring some type of autoerotic act of tying each other up and abstaining from enjoying it.

hlniv wrote:I'm going to get some carryout pizza on the way home tonight and then not open it. I'm sure it will taste all the much better if I wait until Saturday to eat it.

Bad analogy, kid. Food will go cold and bad.
I see you are trying to be humorous. Word of advice: unfunny people should not try to be funny.

Wishlist wrote:

hlniv wrote:I'm going to get some carryout pizza on the way home tonight and then not open it. I'm sure it will taste all the much better if I wait until Saturday to eat it.

Bad analogy, kid. Food will go cold and bad.
I see you are trying to be humorous. Word of advice: unfunny people should not try to be funny.

This comment made me split my sides laughing, and I mean that absolutely genuinely.

hlniv wrote:I'm going to get some carryout pizza on the way home tonight and then not open it. I'm sure it will taste all the much better if I wait until Saturday to eat it. You know, so I can build up a little excitement about it. I'm really going to be happy tonight and tomorrow that I have that pizza to look forward to on Saturday.

You know what? Shit, I'm going to wait until Sunday. That'll make me really excited!

Pizza and Chinese food usually tastes better way after the fact.

Wishlist wrote:

hlniv wrote:I'm going to get some carryout pizza on the way home tonight and then not open it. I'm sure it will taste all the much better if I wait until Saturday to eat it.

Bad analogy, kid. Food will go cold and bad.
I see you are trying to be humorous. Word of advice: unfunny people should not try to be funny.

Thank you sir for the advice.

And I appreciate the insinuation that I am young. Makes me feel peppy.

harmless wrote:This comment made me split my sides laughing, and I mean that absolutely genuinely.

It's cause you don't understand poetry the way Wishlist does.

dimejinky99 wrote:

hlniv wrote:I'm going to get some carryout pizza on the way home tonight and then not open it. I'm sure it will taste all the much better if I wait until Saturday to eat it. You know, so I can build up a little excitement about it. I'm really going to be happy tonight and tomorrow that I have that pizza to look forward to on Saturday.

You know what? Shit, I'm going to wait until Sunday. That'll make me really excited!

Pizza and Chinese food usually tastes better way after the fact.

Exactly.

I don't know why it was just assumed that I was being facetious. 2 day old pizza is the tits.

hlniv wrote:Thank you sir for the advice.

No problema.

And don't take it personally. I see it happen all the time. Drips like you without any personality trying to be humorous just leads to disaster. It is sad sometimes (like your pizza analogy). Just don't try to be funny again and you should be alright. You just have to realize that some people are born with a sense of humor (Richard Pryor, Jerry Seinfeld...) and some people are not (Adolf Hitler, you).

Lament wrote:I really hope this thread turns into people going down the enjoyment abstinence route and trying to one up each other...

I got married. That involved abstinence as well as enjoyment abstinence.

Lament wrote:

harmless wrote:This comment made me split my sides laughing, and I mean that absolutely genuinely.

It's cause you don't understand poetry the way Wishlist does.

I just think, you know, if you're going to offer a comment like that, try to prove you have the upper hand in the humour department.

hlniv wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:

hlniv wrote:I'm going to get some carryout pizza on the way home tonight and then not open it. I'm sure it will taste all the much better if I wait until Saturday to eat it. You know, so I can build up a little excitement about it. I'm really going to be happy tonight and tomorrow that I have that pizza to look forward to on Saturday.

You know what? Shit, I'm going to wait until Sunday. That'll make me really excited!

Pizza and Chinese food usually tastes better way after the fact.

Exactly.

I don't know why it was just assumed that I was being facetious. 2 day old pizza is the tits.

Fries though. Or anything potato based. Does *not* reheat well or is even edible, after the fact.


I had a mashed potato and fried egg sandwich last week.
That was odd.

Wishlist wrote:

hlniv wrote:Thank you sir for the advice.

No problema.

And don't take it personally. I see it happen all the time. Drips like you without any personality trying to be humorous just leads to disaster. It is sad sometimes (like your pizza analogy). Just don't try to be funny again and you should be alright. You just have to realize that some people are born with a sense of humor (Richard Pryor, Jerry Seinfeld...) and some people are not (Adolf Hitler, you).

Me


Funny


OK- Got it.

dimejinky99 wrote:

hlniv wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:

hlniv wrote:I'm going to get some carryout pizza on the way home tonight and then not open it. I'm sure it will taste all the much better if I wait until Saturday to eat it. You know, so I can build up a little excitement about it. I'm really going to be happy tonight and tomorrow that I have that pizza to look forward to on Saturday.

You know what? Shit, I'm going to wait until Sunday. That'll make me really excited!

Pizza and Chinese food usually tastes better way after the fact.

Exactly.

I don't know why it was just assumed that I was being facetious. 2 day old pizza is the tits.

Fries though. Or anything potato based. Does *not* reheat well or is even edible, after the fact.


I had a mashed potato and fried egg sandwich last week.
That was odd.

2 day old tater tots are not the tits. Certainly.

I love fried egg sandwiches, though, too. Not so sure about the mashed potato topping, but fried eggs on bread with a little cheese, mayo, scrumptious. Not odd at all

You ever have a chip butty? You guys call em fries I guess.
Get some chunky chips and good bread and lots of butter.
Heaven. Especially with a fried egg to dip it in.

I don't understand that... Help. I want to try it, not sure what you're saying. I'm a drip, remember

hlniv wrote:I don't understand that... Help. I want to try it, not sure what you're saying. I'm a drip, remember

Haha:) you're not a drip. And if you are that's a good thing. These are all dry shites(urban dictionary)