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Saw the trailer for this today, didn't look too great. Have the first book somewhere. Should probably read it.
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This cast is so stellar. It's a real shame if they waste them on a bad movie.
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Just think: Ron Howard could have directed this instead of Han Solo.
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MAYBE they can do reshoots and Ron can do it.bune wrote:Just think: Ron Howard could have directed this instead of Han Solo.
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VinylGuy wrote:MAYBE they can do reshoots and Ron can do it.bune wrote:Just think: Ron Howard could have directed this instead of Han Solo.
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I thought you were gonna give the low-down, Joey.
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Ooooh. I didn't know the movie was supposed to be that. VERY interesting.
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It makes the whole thing WAY cooler, I think.
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it does. it was also a very good end to the book. basically the only way it could end and not be a disappointment
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The Gunslinger is one of the worst books I've ever read, but this looks like a mildly entertaining waste of two hours, if you sneak a bottle of wine into the theater.
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I really liked the Gunslinger. It's hardly the best book in the series, but I really loved the stipped down, lean and mean, quality of it.
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granted im not a stephen king fan, but in general i found the series a bit weak in this post George R Martin world. Fantasy has really upped its game
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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You are aware that these were written before GoT, right?stip wrote:granted im not a stephen king fan, but in general i found the series a bit weak in this post George R Martin world. Fantasy has really upped its game
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I have nottragabigzanda wrote:ive mentioned numerous times that I'm holding off on the DT series until I read all the major tangentially related books (almost there!), but I'm curious if you've read his standalone fantasy books like Eyes of the Dragon or From a Buick 8? Because I think those stories stand out because of their effective simplicity.stip wrote:granted im not a stephen king fan, but in general i found the series a bit weak in this post George R Martin world. Fantasy has really upped its game
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Of course. My point is that the genre has become a lot more sophisticated and this suffers as a result, especially if a larger love of Stephen king isn't pushing you throughE.H. Ruddock wrote:You are aware that these were written before GoT, right?stip wrote:granted im not a stephen king fan, but in general i found the series a bit weak in this post George R Martin world. Fantasy has really upped its game
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stip wrote:Of course. My point is that the genre has become a lot more sophisticated and this suffers as a result, especially if a larger love of Stephen king isn't pushing you throughE.H. Ruddock wrote:You are aware that these were written before GoT, right?stip wrote:granted im not a stephen king fan, but in general i found the series a bit weak in this post George R Martin world. Fantasy has really upped its game
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