Red Mosquito

Burt has a point. Oceans are fucking vast and mostly benign, but when angry, they offer very little hope of surviving.

Just had a vision of a pod of orcas playing catch with jorge for 30 seconds

how far do you think they could throw Jorge? yards not meters..

pretty far. probably a 1st down after a holding penalty and a false start

This ocean scenario has me irritated that anyone would even consider it.

are we allowed to wear a wetsuit?

you can't drown in 30 seconds!

BurtReynolds wrote:you can't drown in 30 seconds!

Good point, you wouldn’t have to learn to swim, just to hold your breath for 30 seconds, which is totally doable unless you’re chain smoking Dev.

What if you’re already in the ocean at the appointed time? Do you get to stay put?

E.H. Ruddock wrote:This ocean scenario has me irritated that anyone would even consider it.

Jorge and Burt are the strongest swimmers on RM. They'd be fine.

Spoiler: show

lmao

Ello Sailor wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:This ocean scenario has me irritated that anyone would even consider it.

Jorge and Burt are the strongest swimmers on RM. They'd be fine.

Spoiler: show

lmao

Monitors would be too cumbersome to work as flippers, but a couple of keyboards might.

I actually am a pretty good swimmer, but you don't need to be an especially good swimmer to survive for 30 seconds

You could also choose to be an eccentric millionaire who wears floaties all the time

Forget the Orcas. I want to see Jorge tag along with the crabbers on Deadliest Catch and just send it overboard into 50ft icy swells with nothing but a pair of floaties.

Absolute cinema.

It suddenly occurs to me that some people have never seen a multiple monitor setup, which is pretty standard in lots of industries. I guess if your job is fry cook, you'd think it's crazy.

Ello Sailor wrote:Forget the Orcas. I want to see Jorge tag along with the crabbers on Deadliest Catch and just send it overboard into 50ft icy swells with nothing but a pair of floaties.

Absolute cinema.

Why would you want to see me get hurt?

I meant in a trial run scenario where you can warp back out. Obviously.

BurtReynolds wrote:It suddenly occurs to me that some people have never seen a multiple monitor setup, which is pretty standard in lots of industries. I guess if your job is fry cook, you'd think it's crazy.

You really thought you were fry cookin' with this, huh. Truly embarrassing.

They’re not sports cars, Burt.

Crown Prince Burt’s Harem of Monitors

OK! Another scenario.

Eat ONLY chicken nuggets for the rest of your life,
OR, eat anything you want but never be able to leave your current state/province.

- They need to be chicken nuggets or veggie nuggets for life -- you must pick one or the other. In this scenario, eating just nuggets won't make you sick.
- You can drink anything you want.
- No condiments. You must commit to a dry nugg.
- You can make them yourself or get them at a restaurant. don't get cute about it -- they should be nuggets. Not tendies. Not boneless chicken wings. Nuggets!