Red Mosquito

Wolf of Wall Street

Disappointed to find out that wasn't really Jonah Hill's dick in the party scene. Just a prop.

Why do you wish you had seen Jonah Hill's actual dick

It was so long and girthy. And now I find out it was a fucking fraud. All my heroes are dead.

I thought he was a fat man with aura, but it was all a sham. A sham ham. A trick dick. A fake snake.

Most of the Hollywood dicks are false

Don't say that!

It’s true. I’ve researched it extensively.

I bet if you joined Jonah Hill's jiu-jitsu class, you'd have a good chance of seeing his penis. Maybe more!

that one time after i joined twitter i saw a meme about jonah hill dropping his coffee while walking down the street in some city

Farmer John wrote: Wed August 19, 2026 10:39 pm

epilogue wrote: Wed August 19, 2026 10:06 pm

VinylGuy wrote: Wed August 19, 2026 7:44 pm

spike wrote: Mon August 17, 2026 8:25 am I watched The Invite and now I’ll never think about inviting neighbors/couples over the same way.

saw it on saturday...men, what a waste of time this was. Wilde sure likes a good image and knows how to frame it, but overall the movie was so boring and seemed pretty old for 2026. It was like something from the 2000s at least. She was also not good as the leading, it kinda stood out how bad she was.

You're a lunatic!

He's off his rocker!

For the first half of the movie I was getting ready to come here and join the Invite fan club -- it's witty, sharp, brisk, vibrant, well acted, really beautifully staged and shot -- but man, halfway through (right after the Sade scene) it just becomes the most annoying, trite, forced, predictable drama, absolutely unbearable.

I bet you saw who was a part of the invite fan club and said no fucking way

Farmer John wrote: Fri August 21, 2026 2:01 pm I bet if you joined Jonah Hill's jiu-jitsu class, you'd have a good chance of seeing his penis. Maybe more!

What this now?

I don't think I can sit through a movie starring Seth Rogen at this point in my life.

Not even Pineapple Express?

Nah

That’s a classic bruh

BurtReynolds wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 7:27 am I don't think I can sit through a movie starring Seth Rogen at this point in my life.

He's a highlight actually

Jorge wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 12:48 pm

BurtReynolds wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 7:27 am I don't think I can sit through a movie starring Seth Rogen at this point in my life.

He's a highlight actually

Okay, we have to draw a line somewhere.

epilogue wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 1:11 pm

Jorge wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 12:48 pm

BurtReynolds wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 7:27 am I don't think I can sit through a movie starring Seth Rogen at this point in my life.

He's a highlight actually

Okay, we have to draw a line somewhere.

He's really good in it. I actually love how one of the first sounds you hear in the movie is his trademark laugh.

Rangi Guy wrote: Sun August 23, 2026 8:33 pm

Farmer John wrote: Fri August 21, 2026 2:01 pm I bet if you joined Jonah Hill's jiu-jitsu class, you'd have a good chance of seeing his penis. Maybe more!

What this now?

I didn't mean to start any rumours. I was just trying to help Burt with his desire to see Jonah Hills penis. I know Jonah is really big into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, so I figured if they shared a change room, chances are high of catching a glimpse