Red Mosquito

Self wrote:rather die of shock from being transported to the arctic ocean for 30 seconds and have orcas play soccer with my lifeless corpse than eat chicken nuggets forever

epilogue wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:I'm on the page that says you're a terrible poster and it's fucking annoying.

Same page that says you're a willful idiot and desperate troll which is also terribly annoying. So, again, we agree.

Jorge wrote:$25,000 per day for life. But…

Once every day, at a completely random time, you are instantly warped to a random location in the ocean for 30 seconds.

Rules:
- You always appear floating at the surface, already in the water.
- The location is completely random anywhere in the world’s oceans.
- Conditions may vary: calm seas, storms, open ocean, near land, etc.

After 30 seconds, you are warped back to where you were, dry and unharmed. (the teleportation accounts for moving vehicles, so if you were in an airplane you won't get teleported into the air but back in your seat)

However if you happen to die during those 30 seconds, you die permanently.

Do you take it?!

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Jorge wrote:$25,000 per day for life. But…

Once every day, at a completely random time, you are instantly warped to a random location in the ocean for 30 seconds.

Rules:
- You always appear floating at the surface, already in the water.
- The location is completely random anywhere in the world’s oceans.
- Conditions may vary: calm seas, storms, open ocean, near land, etc.

After 30 seconds, you are warped back to where you were, dry and unharmed. (the teleportation accounts for moving vehicles, so if you were in an airplane you won't get teleported into the air but back in your seat)

However if you happen to die during those 30 seconds, you die permanently.

Do you take it?!

Pretty sure i'd do this. Wouldn't have to work again and no family to worry about leaving behind.

When warped though, would you land in the same clothing, things in your pockets and such?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: When warped though, would you land in the same clothing, things in your pockets and such?

Jorge wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: When warped though, would you land in the same clothing, things in your pockets and such?

Yes same clothes, but when you warp back it'll be like nothing happened. So if you drop something from your pocket when you're in the ocean, it'll be back in there when you return to normal.

Matters wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Jorge wrote:$25,000 per day for life. But…

Once every day, at a completely random time, you are instantly warped to a random location in the ocean for 30 seconds.

Rules:
- You always appear floating at the surface, already in the water.
- The location is completely random anywhere in the world’s oceans.
- Conditions may vary: calm seas, storms, open ocean, near land, etc.

After 30 seconds, you are warped back to where you were, dry and unharmed. (the teleportation accounts for moving vehicles, so if you were in an airplane you won't get teleported into the air but back in your seat)

However if you happen to die during those 30 seconds, you die permanently.

Do you take it?!

Pretty sure i'd do this. Wouldn't have to work again and no family to worry about leaving behind.

When warped though, would you land in the same clothing, things in your pockets and such?

Surely it takes longer than 30 seconds to die from drowning, so the risks are being eaten, being hit by a ship or being thrown by a wave into a rock. Those seem unlikely.

I can never drive a car again because my passengers and anyone near my car would likely die when I’m warped out.

Hmm, I’ll take the deal!

The Argonaut wrote:It isn't just driving, though. I can't hold my baby, or steady a ladder for a beloved co-worker on the construction site. I can't belay when I go rock climbing with my bros. Bad guys will follow me around and then rob my wife when I blink away for 30 seconds and I can't defend her

wease wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:It isn't just driving, though. I can't hold my baby, or steady a ladder for a beloved co-worker on the construction site. I can't belay when I go rock climbing with my bros. Bad guys will follow me around and then rob my wife when I blink away for 30 seconds and I can't defend her

It’s a good thing you have none of this in real life.

Ello Sailor wrote:

epilogue wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:I'm on the page that says you're a terrible poster and it's fucking annoying.

Same page that says you're a willful idiot and desperate troll which is also terribly annoying. So, again, we agree.

Things improve every single time you take a break from the board. I'm not trolling. You're an energy vampire.

Maybe if we play some Dixie Chicks in an open field you will mosey over and begin weeping. Anything for some reprieve.

epilogue wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:

epilogue wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:I'm on the page that says you're a terrible poster and it's fucking annoying.

Same page that says you're a willful idiot and desperate troll which is also terribly annoying. So, again, we agree.

Things improve every single time you take a break from the board. I'm not trolling. You're an energy vampire.

Maybe if we play some Dixie Chicks in an open field you will mosey over and begin weeping. Anything for some reprieve.

Takes all kinds, my guy. Takes all kinds.

But where your tantrum gets it right of that I haven't been at my best here for a long time. That's true. And it's because I've let the worst of this place bait me and drag me down. I used to be good at just ignoring that group of ballbags. The world changed and I felt I needed to respond. That was the mistake. I can't control all you miserable people but I can control how I react. That's s good reminder, so thank you for that. Truly.

Now! Back to the thread topic... Argo, you have a baby?