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wease · Post by **wease** » Fri March 13, 2026 5:31 pm

epilogue wrote:I would officially like to change my answer in the nugget v travel scenario.

What was your original answer?

Post by **epilogue** » Fri March 13, 2026 6:06 pm

wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:I would officially like to change my answer in the nugget v travel scenario.
What was your original answer?

Nuggets if it means I can go anywhere. But if nuggets are babies, I'm OUT

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Fri March 13, 2026 6:21 pm

wease wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:It isn't just driving, though. I can't hold my baby, or steady a ladder for a beloved co-worker on the construction site. I can't belay when I go rock climbing with my bros. Bad guys will follow me around and then rob my wife when I blink away for 30 seconds and I can't defend her
It’s a good thing you have none of this in real life.

Let's not skip past this brutal burn so quickly

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri March 13, 2026 6:32 pm

epilogue wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
epilogue wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:I'm on the page that says you're a terrible poster and it's fucking annoying.
Same page that says you're a willful idiot and desperate troll which is also terribly annoying. So, again, we agree.
Things improve every single time you take a break from the board. I'm not trolling. You're an energy vampire.

Maybe if we play some Dixie Chicks in an open field you will mosey over and begin weeping. Anything for some reprieve.
Takes all kinds, my guy. Takes all kinds.

But where your tantrum gets it right of that I haven't been at my best here for a long time. That's true. And it's because I've let the worst of this place bait me and drag me down. I used to be good at just ignoring that group of ballbags. The world changed and I felt I needed to respond. That was the mistake. I can't control all you miserable people but I can control how I react. That's s good reminder, so thank you for that. Truly.

Now! Back to the thread topic... Argo, you have a baby?

First of all, I love the use of "ballbags".

"You miserable people" is clearly projection, though.

As long as you promise to do better.

Post by **The Argonaut** » Fri March 13, 2026 6:33 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:
wease wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:It isn't just driving, though. I can't hold my baby, or steady a ladder for a beloved co-worker on the construction site. I can't belay when I go rock climbing with my bros. Bad guys will follow me around and then rob my wife when I blink away for 30 seconds and I can't defend her
It’s a good thing you have none of this in real life.
Let's not skip past this brutal burn so quickly

I mean, to be fair (to me), he took my implicit joke and made it explicit. More of a "thanks for explaining the joke" than an epic burn

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri March 13, 2026 6:37 pm

You got roasted, Argo. Fan baked.

Post by **The Argonaut** » Fri March 13, 2026 6:38 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:You got roasted, Argo. Fan baked.

I accept this

Peeps · Post by **Peeps** » Fri March 13, 2026 6:59 pm

I am starting to believe that Jorge is just figuring out what we will and won't do. Then as he travels the world he will kill us in the manner of the question we answer.

Joey turns up dead and they find his mouth stuffed with nuggets

Burt turns up in the middle of the ocean

I am through playing these game Jorge. THROUGH

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Fri March 13, 2026 7:06 pm

I don't think you are right

Post by **epilogue** » Fri March 13, 2026 7:17 pm

Maybe that's exactly what Jorge wants you to think

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Fri March 13, 2026 7:38 pm

I don't think you are right

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri March 13, 2026 7:41 pm

He's going to guess all our passwords eventually.

Post by **epilogue** » Fri March 13, 2026 7:45 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I don't think you are right

Hey man, I'm just asking questions

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri March 13, 2026 8:52 pm

Jorge has plans. There are no doubts as to that.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri March 13, 2026 9:45 pm

It’d be pretty funny if you were jerking off when transported to shallow ocean water where a kid’s swim class was happening or born agains were being baptized.

Post by **Jorge** » Fri March 13, 2026 9:46 pm

I'm just trying to have fun little conversations with my Internet friends

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri March 13, 2026 9:49 pm

spike wrote:It’d be pretty funny if you were jerking off when transported to shallow ocean water where a kid’s swim class was happening or born agains were being baptized.

What the fuck

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri March 13, 2026 9:53 pm

There have been exactly 0 human deaths by orca in the wild. It's fun to think about Jorge perishing in the open sea, but I think it's important to keep things somewhat realistic.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri March 13, 2026 9:54 pm

Like one of his maids dropping a grand piano on his face while he's paddling away with his stupid floaties. Idiot.

Matters · Post by **Matters** » Sat March 14, 2026 12:18 am

Ello Sailor wrote:There have been exactly 0 human deaths by orca in the wild. It's fun to think about Jorge perishing in the open sea, but I think it's important to keep things somewhat realistic.

But what would happen if you were warped into the 2 foot space between the orca and the seal at the moment of attack?

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