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[E.H. Ruddock]

Like one of his maids dropping a grand piano on his face while he's paddling away with his stupid floaties. Idiot.

Got his ass

[Ello Sailor]

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[Matters]

It isn't just driving, though. I can't hold my baby, or steady a ladder for a beloved co-worker on the construction site. I can't belay when I go rock climbing with my bros. Bad guys will follow me around and then rob my wife when I blink away for 30 seconds and I can't defend her

So everyday I now have a built in excuse for not being responsible for anything until I come back from being warped? This deal is getting better and better. Still it’s gonna be tough on the days when it happens early and I’ll be expected to function as normal for the rest of the day.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

It isn't just driving, though. I can't hold my baby, or steady a ladder for a beloved co-worker on the construction site. I can't belay when I go rock climbing with my bros. Bad guys will follow me around and then rob my wife when I blink away for 30 seconds and I can't defend her

So everyday I now have a built in excuse for not being responsible for anything until I come back from being warped? This deal is getting better and better. Still it’s gonna be tough on the days when it happens early and I’ll be expected to function as normal for the rest of the day.

But you won't have to work at least.

[Matters]

Can you name your significant other’s favorite Pearl Jam song?

[Higgs]

Certainly can.

[The Argonaut]

It isn't just driving, though. I can't hold my baby, or steady a ladder for a beloved co-worker on the construction site. I can't belay when I go rock climbing with my bros. Bad guys will follow me around and then rob my wife when I blink away for 30 seconds and I can't defend her

So everyday I now have a built in excuse for not being responsible for anything until I come back from being warped? This deal is getting better and better. Still it’s gonna be tough on the days when it happens early and I’ll be expected to function as normal for the rest of the day.

But you won't have to work at least.

I have an application in for a job in the big city, but I haven't heard anything (I was expecting some kind of reach-out by last week, based on a past timeline with this office). If that doesn't pan out, I'm going to apply for a job in a warehouse. It looks pretty good

And it could make for some good RM'ing. Remember how fun it was when argo worked in a factory? argo working in a warehouse promises to be even better. argo working in this boring office with his nemesis and a bunch of hot babes doesn't make for good RM, I got to get out of my current gig if only for that reason. For the sake of the board

[Ello Sailor]

Wait, you haven't told us about the babes. But yes, try to get away from Nemesis.

[Jorge]

You must choose one:

a) 40% off everything for the rest of your life
b) 2 million dollars in cash right now

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Could probably make two million easily buying things discounted and flipping them. As long as houses/property count

[Jorge]

Yes, everything

[wease]

40% off

[E.H. Ruddock]

yeah, I don't think 2 million has the impact now it used to. Definitely the 40%

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Make it $497 million and I’ll think about it

[LoathedVermin72]

I generally think flipping is a morally reprehensible practice, but I still think 40% off would wind up being a better deal even without doing that.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I generally think flipping is a morally reprehensible practice, but I still think 40% off would wind up being a better deal even without doing that.

You would have saved 2 million just in physical media purchases!

[bodysnatcher]

40% off everything. I could finally afford that Brazilian butt lift surgery.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I generally think flipping is a morally reprehensible practice, but I still think 40% off would wind up being a better deal even without doing that.

In this you could still flip things at a lower price than what you would have bought it for without a 40% discount and save buyers’ money. You’d be like Robin Hood’s gay nephew.

[96583UP]

If you had experienced a crippling shoulder injury and loved to do pushups while listening to rock and roll

but knew you needed to rest your ligaments for another 6 months + before doing more pushups

but had just drank 4 pints

and were listening to rock and/or roll music that made you feel alive

would you do the pushups

would

you

do

the

pushups

[Ello Sailor]

Do one armed push-ups with your good shoulder. Pussy.