Red Mosquito

I want a dark beer tonight. I normally drink IPAs and space dust is my favorite kind. What dark beer should I have my wife pick up from Walmart for this evening? Guinness?

That's about all you'll be able to get at Walmart

I don't remember the last time I had Guinness. It's good right?

KCBC's Demon on the Dance Floor is an outstanding Imperial Stout. I have no idea if WalMart has it or what (probably not) but goddamn it's a great, flavorful, complex and satisfying brew. I love it.

Guinness is only truly great in Ireland.

In the rest of the world, it's only serviceable.

These are all the beers currently available

https://www.walmart.com/store/82/perryv ... query=Beer

tree_ wrote:These are all the beers currently available

https://www.walmart.com/store/82/perryv ... query=Beer

Lol stag.

Uhh, tell her to go somewhere else for beer?

At the risk of opening up to tree.... tree, where do you live?

durdencommatyler wrote:At the risk of opening up to tree.... tree, where do you live?

Open that link, it has his local Walmart store

TREE LIVES IN MO????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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durdencommatyler wrote:At the risk of opening up to tree.... tree, where do you live?

pal, I'm actually a pretty good, easy going person, despite what you seem to think about me. Perryville, MO. Slim pickin's.

durdencommatyler wrote:TREE LIVES IN MO????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol wut

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

tree_ wrote:These are all the beers currently available

https://www.walmart.com/store/82/perryv ... query=Beer

Lol stag.

Uhh, tell her to go somewhere else for beer?

but there's nowhere else to go but gas stations and I don't know if they have anything better

I'm afraid you won't be drinking a good dark beer then, bub

Life as a bub sure is hard

4 Hands
Kansas City Bier Company
Logboat
Martin City
Piney River
Boulevard


All of those are breweries in and around MO. You should have fairly easy access to any of those brands and I think all of them have interesting beers. To be fair, I don't know of any specific dark beers that each of them might have but I'm sure there are options.

I know of boulevard and 4 hands. Walmart doesn't sell them. Ya think I should give schlafly another chance? Didn't seem to hit the spot before

i'm guessing that when people in this thread are posting about dark beers and how they crave them, they're not talking about guinness.

Chris_H_2 wrote:i'm guessing that when people in this thread are posting about dark beers and how they crave them, they're not talking about guinness.

i'm drinking a bourbon county bramble rye. it's not very good at all.