Red Mosquito

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Would Hitler be regarded more fondly if he were attractive?

Implying he wasn't?!

Correct. He’s a monster in the looks department.

Rude.

How about you shut your mouth

Did you like the pirate name I gave you?

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Would Hitler be regarded more fondly if he were attractive?

Implying he wasn't?!

Correct. He’s a monster in the looks department.

Rude.

How about you shut your mouth

Did you like the pirate name I gave you?

Oooh I haven’t seen it!

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Would Hitler be regarded more fondly if he were attractive?

Implying he wasn't?!

Correct. He’s a monster in the looks department.

He was more a victim of a bad haircut and facial hair. And even worse vibes.

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Would Hitler be regarded more fondly if he were attractive?

Implying he wasn't?!

Correct. He’s a monster in the looks department.

He was more a victim of a bad haircut and facial hair. And even worse vibes.

He had control over the haircut and facial hair. Poor choices will always have an effect on overall attractiveness scoring.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Would Hitler be regarded more fondly if he were attractive?

Implying he wasn't?!

Correct. He’s a monster in the looks department.

He was more a victim of a bad haircut and facial hair. And even worse vibes.

He had control over the haircut and facial hair. Poor choices will always have an effect on overall attractiveness scoring.

Who was the hottest Nazi?

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Would Hitler be regarded more fondly if he were attractive?

Implying he wasn't?!

Correct. He’s a monster in the looks department.

He was more a victim of a bad haircut and facial hair. And even worse vibes.

He had control over the haircut and facial hair. Poor choices will always have an effect on overall attractiveness scoring.

Who was the hottest Nazi?

Oh boy I don't know. Do fictional Nazi's count?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Would Hitler be regarded more fondly if he were attractive?

Implying he wasn't?!

Correct. He’s a monster in the looks department.

He was more a victim of a bad haircut and facial hair. And even worse vibes.

He had control over the haircut and facial hair. Poor choices will always have an effect on overall attractiveness scoring.

Who was the hottest Nazi?

Oh boy I don't know. Do fictional Nazi's count?

You can’t choose the chick from The Last Crusade, no.

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Would Hitler be regarded more fondly if he were attractive?

Implying he wasn't?!

Correct. He’s a monster in the looks department.

He was more a victim of a bad haircut and facial hair. And even worse vibes.

He had control over the haircut and facial hair. Poor choices will always have an effect on overall attractiveness scoring.

Who was the hottest Nazi?

Oh boy I don't know. Do fictional Nazi's count?

You can’t choose the chick from The Last Crusade, no.

Ugh...Fine, i'll go with Kanye.

A fine choice.

spike wrote:A fine choice.

You're fine.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:A fine choice.

You're fine.

Too thirsty. Pass.

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:A fine choice.

You're fine.

Too thirsty. Pass.

Oh god no i'm not proposing any kind of relationship, carnal or emotional.

I'd be up for dinner at your place sometime though.

Mixed signals! Tell me what you want.

To just be a dude with another dude!

No, like are you really about restoring Germany’s greatness, or is it all a facade for Jewish genocide?

Oh heavens no I’m like kill the Nazi’s save Jew. This is purely about looksmaxxing

You get a daily tax free payment of $5000 for the rest of your life

But

The moment you hear any Dua Lipa song for longer than 15 seconds, you die instantly.

This includes encountering her music playing in public, like at a grocery store or whatever. You have 15 seconds to recognize it and run off until it's out of earshot. Or plug your ears (if you are able to fully shut her out)

It also counts if it's a song you don't know or recognize. If it's Dua Lipa and you hear more than 15 uninterrupted seconds of it, your chest bursts open and you drop dead instantly.

You must live with this for the rest of your life

I'd be fucked

i think id be good till the ripe ol age of 80+

i know of her, probably couldnt pick her out of a crowd and i do not recall ever hearing more than 5 seconds of her music. when i am grocery shopping i usually have earphones in so i would be safe there