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bodysnatcher wrote:

wease wrote:Making my 3rd deposit of the day. Since I’m eating Chipotle for lunch, I fully expect at least one more before bed tonight.

This is an ideal set up, wease. You’ve emptied the pipes, and now the Chipotle is going to come through like Drano foam and disintegrate the crud that’s stuck on the intestine walls. You’re gonna be clean as a whistle.

He should see if he can get in for his annual colonoscopy tonight.

spike wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

wease wrote:Making my 3rd deposit of the day. Since I’m eating Chipotle for lunch, I fully expect at least one more before bed tonight.

This is an ideal set up, wease. You’ve emptied the pipes, and now the Chipotle is going to come through like Drano foam and disintegrate the crud that’s stuck on the intestine walls. You’re gonna be clean as a whistle.

He should see if he can get in for his annual colonoscopy tonight.

The doctor would peer into his bowels and just see this

bodysnatcher wrote:

wease wrote:Making my 3rd deposit of the day. Since I’m eating Chipotle for lunch, I fully expect at least one more before bed tonight.

This is an ideal set up, wease. You’ve emptied the pipes, and now the Chipotle is going to come through like Drano foam and disintegrate the crud that’s stuck on the intestine walls. You’re gonna be clean as a whistle.

Speaking of which, I've always been interested in doing a body cleanse so this feels like the right place to ask if anyone's done that.....

It’s a fad that has never been proven to provide any sort of benefit, other than temporary weight loss bc of calorie restriction and water weight. Which isn’t a benefit unless you’re trying to enter a certain weight class for a fight, or trying to impress an ex you haven’t seen in years.

yeah I've read that and that's why I've stayed away from it but curiosity might get the best of me if someone recommends a specific product.

I've also read that just drinking a shit ton of water accomplishes the same thing.

Wouldn’t putting a man made product in your body defeat the purpose of a cleanse though?

I don't really know enough about it to comment.

dad wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:good point. years ago, i went to NYC to visit a friend, and i pooped in a Crate & Barrel bathroom.

very satisfying.

A nice bathroom can really help to set a business apart.

Absolutely.

Juxtaposed to that bathroom, one time I was in an Aldi, and the feeling hit me, and when I walked into the bathroom there was blood and poop on the wall next to the toilet. I left that bathroom quickly and opted to try to make it home.

Super Blood Poop Room

spike wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

wease wrote:Making my 3rd deposit of the day. Since I’m eating Chipotle for lunch, I fully expect at least one more before bed tonight.

This is an ideal set up, wease. You’ve emptied the pipes, and now the Chipotle is going to come through like Drano foam and disintegrate the crud that’s stuck on the intestine walls. You’re gonna be clean as a whistle.

He should see if he can get in for his annual colonoscopy tonight.

Still have never had one. This year…

bodysnatcher wrote:It’s a fad that has never been proven to provide any sort of benefit, other than temporary weight loss bc of calorie restriction and water weight. Which isn’t a benefit unless you’re trying to enter a certain weight class for a fight, or trying to impress an ex you haven’t seen in years.

I am more interested in flushing out like toxins and shit but again seems like drinking water and getting good sleep will work from a quick Google search.

my poop schedule is still a bit off which has me worried as we're heading to Costco soon...

doug rr wrote:my poop schedule is still a bit off which has me worried as we're heading to Costco soon...

I guarantee if you have to do a poo there it will be a HUGE one.

Yeah Costco is probably best case scenario

I've been googling this topic and apparently some people only go 2-3 times per week?

They say it's healthy as long as your schedule is consistent.

I am at least once or twice a day. The process is fine and the end product is glorious. I can't imagine what 2-3 times a week feels or looks like.

Coach wrote:I've been googling this topic and apparently some people only go 2-3 times per week?

They say it's healthy as long as your schedule is consistent.

I am at least once or twice a day. The process is fine and the end product is glorious. I can't imagine what 2-3 times a week feels or looks like.

this post is insensitive to lenny (RIP)

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:I've been googling this topic and apparently some people only go 2-3 times per week?

They say it's healthy as long as your schedule is consistent.

I am at least once or twice a day. The process is fine and the end product is glorious. I can't imagine what 2-3 times a week feels or looks like.

this post is insensitive to lenny (RIP)

Did he fall in?

three today already

i ate like a pig yesterday though

weekends are tough. we let our guard down.

just took an exceptional dump.

an absolute beast.

dad wrote:just took an exceptional dump.

an absolute beast.

Yikes, I can smell it through my keyboard