Red Mosquito

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you ever punched someone in the face?

Jorge wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you ever punched someone in the face?

Yes! Feels great

Jorge wrote:No, I saw that one on Discord

Only about half of these scenarios are originals

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you ever punched someone in the face?

wease wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you ever punched someone in the face?

Yes. Once. (Other than boxing with my brother.)

Second grade. The terrorizing bully that would sit on top of kindergarteners and stuff grass in their mouths came upon my group and grabbed the Hot Wheels/Matchbox cars we were playing with and threw them all in the field that was adjacent to the playground. So I pounced on him and just let loose. Not to the level of Ralphie on Christmas Story, but I laid into him pretty good. Our teacher later took me aside and verified that I beat the shit out of him and told me she understood and it doesn’t need to happen again.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

lvc wrote:

Jorge wrote:You get a daily tax free payment of $5000 for the rest of your life

But

The moment you hear any Dua Lipa song for longer than 15 seconds, you die instantly.

This includes encountering her music playing in public, like at a grocery store or whatever. You have 15 seconds to recognize it and run off until it's out of earshot. Or plug your ears (if you are able to fully shut her out)

It also counts if it's a song you don't know or recognize. If it's Dua Lipa and you hear more than 15 uninterrupted seconds of it, your chest bursts open and you drop dead instantly.

You must live with this for the rest of your life

Go into hiding for a couple of years and save my money. Then spending erasing her (him?) from the face of the earth and internet.should be a cakewalk

Killing her will only make her music more popular, you fool!

doug rr wrote:depends upon what hand is cuffed

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:depends upon what hand is cuffed

Answer for both…

Peeps wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:depends upon what hand is cuffed

Answer for both…

if you are pooping the handcuff is on your left hand and I am standing with my right hand cuffed


if i am pooping and my right hand is handcuffed to your left hand then you would sit on my shoulder like a gargoyle

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Peeps wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:depends upon what hand is cuffed

Answer for both…

if you are pooping the handcuff is on your left hand and I am standing with my right hand cuffed


if i am pooping and my right hand is handcuffed to your left hand then you would sit on my shoulder like a gargoyle

Thank you, Jerry.

The Argonaut wrote:

Jorge wrote:No, I saw that one on Discord

Only about half of these scenarios are originals

This revelation made me sad, but I get it

spike wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 5:58 am Anyone have experience with large area washable rugs?

We were after a normal rug for our living room last year after moving into our new home, but decided to hold off as it’s the main path to get out to the backyard, and wanted to see how much crud gets dragged in first. Then we got puppies so held off while they were being house trained.

Now that winter’s coming, it’d be nice to have something, but washable is probably required with dogs and kids coming through from the yard etc. Just wanna know if they’re at all comparable to a normal rug as far as appearance, thickness, etc. I was perusing Ruggable’s site earlier.