Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

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Well?

Loved it - among the best Star Wars Movies
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8%
Really liked it, but not one of the best
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18%
Liked it - it's Star Wars
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27%
Ehhh
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34%
I miss the prequels
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No clones please.
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There's no chance that theory is correct.
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durdencommatyler wrote:Make fun of B all you want but he's the first person I've seen here with any kind of clone theory that addresses WHO the fuck Rey could be a clone of.
Also, maybe she was cloned from Luke's hand.
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Episode IX: Send in the Clones
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B wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Make fun of B all you want but he's the first person I've seen here with any kind of clone theory that addresses WHO the fuck Rey could be a clone of.
Also, maybe she was cloned from Luke's hand.
That's the most popular theory I've seen.
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What if it’s an army of Palpatine clones they have to face

You’ll bet your damn ass you’ll want all the force ghosts turning up then
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cool, we should probably start throwing around the idea that the force ghosts are actually ghosts of clones, then.
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Ugh.

I'm outta this thread until the next trailer.
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Oh wow. I think this guys cracked it. Great thread
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Star Wars sucks now
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:haha:

I really don’t. Pj is like that ex you see in the street sometimes. You’re civil but it’s awkward.
Then sometimes you find yourself having a wank thinking about them and it’s real awkward.

Trying to forget them
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dimejinky99 wrote::haha:

I really don’t. Pj is like that ex you see in the street sometimes. You’re civil but it’s awkward.
Then sometimes you find yourself having a wank thinking about them and it’s real awkward.

Trying to forget them
i could go for a wank
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is kenobi in this
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Hmmmm
can’t be the 1st person to have noticed/mentioned this but the sound effect the moment they show #DarkRey is the same one as when Rey touches Lukes saber in TFA and has a force vision. Just saying
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Imagine combing over that tiny clip that many times to pick up on these things. Then imagine being able to contort your mind into such things and proclaim statements
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With the kenobi announcement he could well be in this
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dimejinky99 wrote:Oh wow. I think this guys cracked it. Great thread
This is so cool
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VinylGuy wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Oh wow. I think this guys cracked it. Great thread
This is so cool
Isn’t it??

All the evidence is right there it was Palpatine the whole time
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I have an irrational hatred of twitter threads. Can someone summarize for me?
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Strat wrote:I have an irrational hatred of twitter threads. Can someone summarize for me?
The Music - during this moment when Rey is up in the air you can hear a clear play of Palpatine's theme. @Christy_Carew can say more

This is horrifying & Snoke has complete control over Rey but the real power and menace of the moment if from Palpatine.
https://youtu.be/BOOD26I49VM?t=111
TLDR - Snoke is an unknowing tool of Palpatine.

Symbolically he represents the Emperor in so many ways he is Sidious' Mask - Palpatine is now all phantom menace
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