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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 4:55 pm
by bada
McParadigm wrote:If you know that it was naturally occurring, then I’m just more confused. Do you think that a highly contagious disease found in local species that were captured, sold in crowded spaces, and eaten evolved the ability to infect humans naturally, but didn’t cause an outbreak through this route? It just sort of...waited? And this human-loving mutation of the disease was then discovered, collected, and studied over time by scientists...all while continuing to float around the local area and just totally not cause an outbreak? But then a scientist forgot to wear gloves and blammo? That’s the one?
My brother in law told me it escaped from a Chinese lab that was funded by the Obama's.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 4:56 pm
by Simple Torture
tragabigzanda wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:B wrote:McParadigm wrote:
Not to mention, they don't sell toasters at hardware stores. He's clearly lying.
uhhh
B has clearly never been to an Ace Hardware
I don't think that's what lenny was responding to.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:00 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Simple Torture wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:B wrote:McParadigm wrote:
Not to mention, they don't sell toasters at hardware stores. He's clearly lying.
uhhh
B has clearly never been to an Ace Hardware
I don't think that's what lenny was responding to.
thank god...i was beginning to think i was missing something here
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:04 pm
by Rob
Yea I noticed what Lenny noticed too, lol.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:05 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:06 pm
by B
tragabigzanda wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:B wrote:McParadigm wrote:
Not to mention, they don't sell toasters at hardware stores. He's clearly lying.
uhhh
B has clearly never been to an Ace Hardware
They're Town & Country here, and I've never seen counter top appliances. Why wouldn't you buy that at Target?
Regardless, there's no way he encountered ALL those barriers in one store.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:08 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
good grief...i'm about to go phatj on this place
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:09 pm
by B
tragabigzanda wrote:well what am i missing
??
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:17 pm
by Simple Torture
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE GUY SAID "DEPARTMENT STORE"
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:19 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:21 pm
by Bi_3
McParadigm wrote:If you know that it was naturally occurring, then I’m just more confused. Do you think that a highly contagious disease found in local species that were captured, sold in crowded spaces, and eaten evolved the ability to infect humans naturally, but didn’t cause an outbreak through this route? It just sort of...waited? And this human-loving mutation of the disease was then discovered, collected, and studied over time by scientists...all while continuing to float around the local area and just totally not cause an outbreak? But then a scientist forgot to wear gloves and blammo? That’s the one?
No
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:22 pm
by B
Could've just said that.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:25 pm
by B
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:49 pm
by McParadigm
Bi_3 wrote:McParadigm wrote:If you know that it was naturally occurring, then I’m just more confused. Do you think that a highly contagious disease found in local species that were captured, sold in crowded spaces, and eaten evolved the ability to infect humans naturally, but didn’t cause an outbreak through this route? It just sort of...waited? And this human-loving mutation of the disease was then discovered, collected, and studied over time by scientists...all while continuing to float around the local area and just totally not cause an outbreak? But then a scientist forgot to wear gloves and blammo? That’s the one?
No
Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 5:56 pm
by Peeps
bada wrote:McParadigm wrote:If you know that it was naturally occurring, then I’m just more confused. Do you think that a highly contagious disease found in local species that were captured, sold in crowded spaces, and eaten evolved the ability to infect humans naturally, but didn’t cause an outbreak through this route? It just sort of...waited? And this human-loving mutation of the disease was then discovered, collected, and studied over time by scientists...all while continuing to float around the local area and just totally not cause an outbreak? But then a scientist forgot to wear gloves and blammo? That’s the one?
My brother in law told me it escaped from a Chinese lab that was funded by the Obama's.
your brother in law is an idiot, it was a nigerian lab from obamas home country
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 6:12 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
B wrote:Could've just said that.
could've just read that
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 6:20 pm
by B
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:B wrote:Could've just said that.
could've just read that
You're right. I guess I fucked up my reputation for flawless posting.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 6:21 pm
by Simple Torture
Peeps wrote:bada wrote:McParadigm wrote:If you know that it was naturally occurring, then I’m just more confused. Do you think that a highly contagious disease found in local species that were captured, sold in crowded spaces, and eaten evolved the ability to infect humans naturally, but didn’t cause an outbreak through this route? It just sort of...waited? And this human-loving mutation of the disease was then discovered, collected, and studied over time by scientists...all while continuing to float around the local area and just totally not cause an outbreak? But then a scientist forgot to wear gloves and blammo? That’s the one?
My brother in law told me it escaped from a Chinese lab that was funded by the Obama's.
your brother in law is an idiot, it was a nigerian lab from obamas home country
Why was there a Nigerian lab in Kenya? Was it sponsored by the Clinton Foundation?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 7:22 pm
by Bi_3
bada wrote:McParadigm wrote:If you know that it was naturally occurring, then I’m just more confused. Do you think that a highly contagious disease found in local species that were captured, sold in crowded spaces, and eaten evolved the ability to infect humans naturally, but didn’t cause an outbreak through this route? It just sort of...waited? And this human-loving mutation of the disease was then discovered, collected, and studied over time by scientists...all while continuing to float around the local area and just totally not cause an outbreak? But then a scientist forgot to wear gloves and blammo? That’s the one?
My brother in law told me it escaped from a Chinese lab that was funded by the Obama's.
I can understand where such and idea might come from. NIH had a program called PREDICT that studied exotic viruses and funded research into highly controversial “gain of function” studies. The program was started under Obama in 2009, though approved under W. One of the main areas of study was bat derived Coronaviruses and was conducted at the... *drumroll*... Wuhan Institute for Virology. The general scientific consensus is that COVID-19 lacks the hallmarks of typical gain of function efforts, which involve genetic manipulation.
Edit: here’s snopes on this:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/obama ... lab-grant/
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 7:47 pm
by McParadigm
ladies and gentlemen i implore you