Election 2016

[Strat]

AM I A DOCTOR WHAT DO I NO STRATS MOM IS FINE

You are a mess. But you are doing gods work, so continue on, sir.

I'm going to help you realize that you don't always have to toe the party line to be a good person. One can think Trump is a buffoon AND Clinton is a liar. At the same time! I know this seems like a paradox, but we're gonna work through this. Together.

Everything cool, Burt?

Did you miss my earlier post about feeling great? Do you even read my posts?

I never once said hillary wasn't a liar. Again, you are a mess.

[Jorge]

Great now Burt is having a meltdown too

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[BurtReynolds]

The pneumonia thing might be something some staffer came up with when they googled symptoms and realized it could also explain away the coughing fit. Or she actually has pneumonia. The point is who the fuck knows? And she seems pretty fucking unhealthy even for 68.

In the absence of evidence of any conspiracy or coverup, I'm gonna go with the simple explanation on this one.

Ah, there lies your mistake: Reliance on explanations from dubious sources based on their simplicity to form an concrete opinion.

[verb_to_trust]

Well if Hillary is a liar then why is it out of the realm of possibility for her camp to lie about her health?

[BurtReynolds]

AM I A DOCTOR WHAT DO I NO STRATS MOM IS FINE

You are a mess. But you are doing gods work, so continue on, sir.

I'm going to help you realize that you don't always have to toe the party line to be a good person. One can think Trump is a buffoon AND Clinton is a liar. At the same time! I know this seems like a paradox, but we're gonna work through this. Together.

Everything cool, Burt?

Did you miss my earlier post about feeling great? Do you even read my posts?

I never once said hillary wasn't a liar. Again, you are a mess.

Is she a liar? I thought she was telling the truth? WHICH IS IT STRAT HUH HUH?

[verb_to_trust]

Guys, Burt is right

[BurtReynolds]

You're the one who likes Star Wars, right?

That's not funny trag.

[BurtReynolds]

Is it too late to replace the democratic candidate? I admit to being positively giddy at the prospect. Whoever the dems would choose would probably crush Trump. Heck, they might even be slightly less evil than both.

If it's too late, I hope the corpse doesn't start to rot until after it's sworn in, though I don't know much about the VP.

Spoiler: show

[BurtReynolds]

What do you expect when you have these open bar 9/11 memorials?

She has been know to knock off a few Fosters.

I don't know if this was an original, but it deserved better than bottom paging.

[LoathedVermin72]

Are you guys for real?

[Bi_3]

Are you guys for real?

that's solipsistic as fuck

[LoathedVermin72]

Are you guys for real?

that's solipsistic as fuck

heh

[BurtReynolds]

[Kaius]

Yeah let's not give this lady medical attention, let's block the cameras while we stuff her into a van. Awesome.

[Jorge]

Here's where I stand:
- Yeah it's not out of the question that this could be a serious thing, but we don't have any real evidence of that.
- It could also just be pneumonia + overheating. It's not like those things are INCOMPATIBLE.
- Regardless, this looks really bad, and Trump is gonna run with it for a while.
- But in a couple weeks - barring another episode- this will eventually fade. Like her consciousness.

[Norah]

Why did you shout the word incompatible?

[LoathedVermin72]

Can we just get rid of the old people and trade in Trump and Clinton for Milo Yiannopoulos and Rachel Maddow? Then we'll just continue like nothing happened.

[BurtReynolds]

I just want more Diamond Joe.

[Jorge]

Why did you shout the word incompatible?

I always do that.