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[lennytheweedwhacker]

It was an unrelated question I was asking RM

Unrelate this

*points at attractive cousins*

[The Argonaut]

Yes

[spike]

A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?

Patrick Stewart’s smooth af head.

[spike]

Younger usually, but I'm losing the battle with the white hairs.

I was watching Star Trek TNG last night and I stupidly looked up their ages when the show started and now I'm having a crisis.

Is sucks being older than all of them were, doesn’t it?

Hell, I’m even older than Bones from TOS was.

I'm Patrick Stewart's age when the show started. No way I look that old, right? Super hot mommy milf Bev Crusher is now several years younger. That ain't right.

Gen Xers and Millennials have aged a lot better than those before them.

[LoathedVermin72]

Probably has a lot to do with a lack of smoking. And possibly better skincare routines.

[BurtReynolds]

And we have ingested a bunch of preservatives.

[BurtReynolds]

Does Baby Yoda wear diapers? Or does he just shit everywhere or what?

[spike]

He poops wherever/whenever, then uses Force Pull to move it into the nearest toilet before it hits the ground.

[BurtReynolds]

It probably smells awful

[lennytheweedwhacker]

How long do you think you could last on one of them leave your hand on the car longest contests?

Also, what’s the max time you would leave your hand on a homeless person’s bare butt to win $4.75 million?

[wease]

How long do you think you could last on one of them leave your hand on the car longest contests?

Also, what’s the max time you would leave your hand on a homeless person’s bare butt to win $4.75 million?

A few hours. I’d get really bored and lose interest.

Probably longer than the car

[epilogue]

Michael Ian Black told me I look like a child

That's funny. He told me to "write a book, dummy"

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Would you fast forward your life 20 years right now if you could retire comfortably?

[daft twat]

20 years is insane.

On a related noted, would you fast forward a 3 month section every year until you retire?

I often think about how I’d love to go to sleep Jan 1 and wake up April 1. I’d miss my own birthday and the Super Bowl. Who cares? If my job and faithful wife were still there every April 1, I’d take this deal.

[Rangi Guy]

20 years is insane.

On a related noted, would you fast forward a 3 month section every year until you retire?

I often think about how I’d love to go to sleep Jan 1 and wake up April 1. I’d miss my own birthday and the Super Bowl. Who cares? If my job and faithful wife were still there every April 1, I’d take this deal.

Is this an April fools joke?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

20 years is insane.

On a related noted, would you fast forward a 3 month section every year until you retire?

I often think about how I’d love to go to sleep Jan 1 and wake up April 1. I’d miss my own birthday and the Super Bowl. Who cares? If my job and faithful wife were still there every April 1, I’d take this deal.

I wouldn’t 20. Obviously this scenario is at least somewhat contingent on current age. 15 would warrant serious consideration though…

[bodysnatcher]

Would you fast forward your life 20 years right now if you could retire comfortably?

Why not, who cares

[bodysnatcher]

Would you fast forward your life 20 years right now if you could retire comfortably?

Why not, who cares

Actually now that I've thought about it for a few more minutes, absolutely.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You’re too good at golf to not have time to spend every day on the course

[Jorge]

Would you fast forward your life 20 years right now if you could retire comfortably?

No way, José!