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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 1:51 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Jorge wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 12:32 am It was an unrelated question I was asking RM
Unrelate this

*points at attractive cousins*

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 1:57 am
by The Argonaut
Yes

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 1:58 am
by spike
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 8:40 pm A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?
Patrick Stewart’s smooth af head.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 1:59 am
by spike
BurtReynolds wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 9:00 pm
wease wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 8:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 7:09 pm Younger usually, but I'm losing the battle with the white hairs.

I was watching Star Trek TNG last night and I stupidly looked up their ages when the show started and now I'm having a crisis.
Is sucks being older than all of them were, doesn’t it?

Hell, I’m even older than Bones from TOS was.
I'm Patrick Stewart's age when the show started. No way I look that old, right? Super hot mommy milf Bev Crusher is now several years younger. That ain't right.
Gen Xers and Millennials have aged a lot better than those before them.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 3:14 am
by LoathedVermin72
Probably has a lot to do with a lack of smoking. And possibly better skincare routines.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 4:36 am
by BurtReynolds
And we have ingested a bunch of preservatives.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri June 05, 2026 12:02 am
by BurtReynolds
Does Baby Yoda wear diapers? Or does he just shit everywhere or what?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri June 05, 2026 1:40 am
by spike
He poops wherever/whenever, then uses Force Pull to move it into the nearest toilet before it hits the ground.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri June 05, 2026 2:34 am
by BurtReynolds
It probably smells awful

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 3:13 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
How long do you think you could last on one of them leave your hand on the car longest contests?

Also, what’s the max time you would leave your hand on a homeless person’s bare butt to win $4.75 million?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 4:05 pm
by wease
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Mon June 15, 2026 3:13 pm How long do you think you could last on one of them leave your hand on the car longest contests?

Also, what’s the max time you would leave your hand on a homeless person’s bare butt to win $4.75 million?
A few hours. I’d get really bored and lose interest.

Probably longer than the car

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 6:16 pm
by epilogue
LoathedVermin72 wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 7:43 pm Michael Ian Black told me I look like a child
That's funny. He told me to "write a book, dummy"

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 25, 2026 2:49 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Would you fast forward your life 20 years right now if you could retire comfortably?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 25, 2026 3:16 am
by daft twat
20 years is insane.

On a related noted, would you fast forward a 3 month section every year until you retire?

I often think about how I’d love to go to sleep Jan 1 and wake up April 1. I’d miss my own birthday and the Super Bowl. Who cares? If my job and faithful wife were still there every April 1, I’d take this deal.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 25, 2026 4:03 am
by Rangi Guy
daft twat wrote: Thu June 25, 2026 3:16 am 20 years is insane.

On a related noted, would you fast forward a 3 month section every year until you retire?

I often think about how I’d love to go to sleep Jan 1 and wake up April 1. I’d miss my own birthday and the Super Bowl. Who cares? If my job and faithful wife were still there every April 1, I’d take this deal.
Is this an April fools joke?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 25, 2026 4:14 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
daft twat wrote: Thu June 25, 2026 3:16 am 20 years is insane.

On a related noted, would you fast forward a 3 month section every year until you retire?

I often think about how I’d love to go to sleep Jan 1 and wake up April 1. I’d miss my own birthday and the Super Bowl. Who cares? If my job and faithful wife were still there every April 1, I’d take this deal.
I wouldn’t 20. Obviously this scenario is at least somewhat contingent on current age. 15 would warrant serious consideration though…

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 25, 2026 4:39 am
by bodysnatcher
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Thu June 25, 2026 2:49 am Would you fast forward your life 20 years right now if you could retire comfortably?

Why not, who cares

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 25, 2026 4:41 am
by bodysnatcher
bodysnatcher wrote: Thu June 25, 2026 4:39 am
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Thu June 25, 2026 2:49 am Would you fast forward your life 20 years right now if you could retire comfortably?

Why not, who cares

Actually now that I've thought about it for a few more minutes, absolutely.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 25, 2026 4:46 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
You’re too good at golf to not have time to spend every day on the course

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 25, 2026 4:58 am
by Jorge
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Thu June 25, 2026 2:49 am Would you fast forward your life 20 years right now if you could retire comfortably?
No way, José!