Red Mosquito

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 1:51 am**

Jorge wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 12:32 am It was an unrelated question I was asking RM

Unrelate this

*points at attractive cousins*

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 1:57 am**

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 1:58 am**

E.H. Ruddock wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 8:40 pm A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?

Patrick Stewart’s smooth af head.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 1:59 am**

BurtReynolds wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 9:00 pm
wease wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 8:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 7:09 pm Younger usually, but I'm losing the battle with the white hairs.

I was watching Star Trek TNG last night and I stupidly looked up their ages when the show started and now I'm having a crisis.
Is sucks being older than all of them were, doesn’t it?

Hell, I’m even older than Bones from TOS was.
I'm Patrick Stewart's age when the show started. No way I look that old, right? Super hot mommy milf Bev Crusher is now several years younger. That ain't right.

Gen Xers and Millennials have aged a lot better than those before them.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 3:14 am**

Probably has a lot to do with a lack of smoking. And possibly better skincare routines.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 4:36 am**

And we have ingested a bunch of preservatives.

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