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Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri December 18, 2020 1:36 am
by BurtReynolds
Heh, was that last article written by Microsoft?

I think it's safe to assume that Russia and China know everything there is to know about the US, including the nuclear launch codes.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri December 18, 2020 1:40 am
by 96583UP
agree, they should assume that

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri December 18, 2020 1:40 am
by 96583UP
i heard they even broke into US Weekly to find out Who Wore It Better

nowhere is safe

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Sun December 20, 2020 8:12 am
by simple schoolboy
Just tell the guy he is dumb and wrong and that a weird geared drawer that results in at least 50% space lost doesn't have enough tradeoff benefits.

Don't do whatever Marco is doing. Its not going to be a winner in the long run.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 12:30 am
by BurtReynolds

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 12:42 am
by elliseamos
BurtReynolds wrote:
Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 12:44 am
by BurtReynolds
elliseamos wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.
yeah without her we'd probably be talking about $1200 ones.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 12:46 am
by elliseamos
BurtReynolds wrote:
elliseamos wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.
yeah without her we'd probably be talking about $1200 ones.
Are you being stupid on purpose or to be funny?

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 12:48 am
by BurtReynolds
I'm not going to dignify that comment with a response!

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 12:50 am
by BurtReynolds
I have no idea what the context of this is, nor do I care, but it's good to remember that this is part of the ad campaign itself:

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Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 1:47 am
by Bi_3
BurtReynolds wrote:I have no idea what the context of this is, nor do I care, but it's good to remember that this part of the ad campaign itself:

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What is this now?

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 3:05 am
by BurtReynolds
If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 3:22 am
by simple schoolboy
BurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
Shrelki couldn't risk losing the *Wu-Tang album in a divorce. CREAM

Edit. *Woof, can't believe I screwed that up. Hoped to work in Dre's Bitches Aint Shit, but I couldn't find an angle.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 3:23 am
by Jorge
Wu Tang*

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 3:32 am
by simple schoolboy
BurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
The best pull quote: "He's 5'10", not 5'7"".

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 21, 2020 3:22 pm
by Peeps
quite the read on the russian poisoning case

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Tue December 22, 2020 1:47 am
by Bi_3
simple schoolboy wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
The best pull quote: "He's 5'10", not 5'7"".


“This story appears in the March 2021 issue.”

ITS FROM THE FUTURE

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 28, 2020 4:26 am
by Birds in Hell
This is incredible and hilarious.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 28, 2020 4:42 am
by simple schoolboy
Birds in Hell wrote:This is incredible and hilarious.
Its bizarre, but also the reactions are a bit confused at least in the American sphere because somehow Spanish = Latinx and she therefore is taking the mantle of an unprivileged immigrant.

This is more like Madonna adopting a fake British accent. Bizarre that anyone goes along with it, but is she really gaining anything by it?

Would we expect Alec Baldwin to have a spouse that is anywhere near normal in the social/ mental health sphere?

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon December 28, 2020 8:30 am
by Birds in Hell
simple schoolboy wrote:This is more like Madonna adopting a fake British accent. Bizarre that anyone goes along with it, but is she really gaining anything by it?
A high value spouse, I guess?

Her kids names demonstrate astonishing commitment to the bit:

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Pro-level con artist action here, she doesn't lie (in a very narrow sense of the word):