I feel like I would be able to tellThe Argonaut wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 8:49 pm I can put it anywhere? I wouldn't mind an arm up my ass. Imagine just walking around, nobody even knows I have an arm up my ass
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Plenty of people would be into a dude with an extra arm. They could tell everyone "yeah that guy with the extra arm? I banged him."
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But the only women who will want to marry you are influencers looking for a niche to exploit. Like those American ladies married to Italian guys
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Impossible to poopThe Argonaut wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 8:49 pm I can put it anywhere? I wouldn't mind an arm up my ass. Imagine just walking around, nobody even knows I have an arm up my ass
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He could be posting on X on one screen while simultaneously scrolling 4chan on another.
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This isn't even the least bit subtle
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You could shoot three guns at once instead of just two. That's a 50% increase in coolness.
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Or, with Trump math, a 300% increase.BurtReynolds wrote: Fri July 31, 2026 12:50 am You could shoot three guns at once instead of just two. That's a 50% increase in coolness.
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Could a three armed person even fit into a Vette?
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You’ll be able to pump two fists to the eagles out the t-top instead of just one.
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He could wedgie three nerds at the same time.
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if you had to give one up for the rest of your life, never again to eat in any of its preparations or variants, which would you quit?: Potato or bread.
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Bread
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potato - i could give up the potato chips with the sandwich, but i can't give up the sandwich with the potato chips.
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99% of the world lived without potatoes until the Colombian exchange and did just fine. I mean there was a ton a disease and famine but that wasn’t for lack of potatoes. Whereas all cultures have some form of bread. So, potato.
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Man, I really want to say I'd give up bread and keep potato. I love potato chips so much. I almost started a blog about chips! They are so varied and wonderful. And that doesn't even include French Fries.
But, if I'm being 100% honest with myself... I think the answer is I would give up potato.
This is such a mean question.
But, if I'm being 100% honest with myself... I think the answer is I would give up potato.
This is such a mean question.
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Can I still eat noodles? Are noodles a bread?
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