Red Mosquito

The Argonaut wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 8:49 pm I can put it anywhere? I wouldn't mind an arm up my ass. Imagine just walking around, nobody even knows I have an arm up my ass

I feel like I would be able to tell

Plenty of people would be into a dude with an extra arm. They could tell everyone "yeah that guy with the extra arm? I banged him."

But the only women who will want to marry you are influencers looking for a niche to exploit. Like those American ladies married to Italian guys

Love is love.

The Argonaut wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 8:49 pm I can put it anywhere? I wouldn't mind an arm up my ass. Imagine just walking around, nobody even knows I have an arm up my ass

Impossible to poop

Jorge wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 3:29 pm Burt, why did you think anyone would say yes to that?

He could be posting on X on one screen while simultaneously scrolling 4chan on another.

The Argonaut wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 8:49 pm I wouldn't mind an arm up my ass.

This isn't even the least bit subtle

You could shoot three guns at once instead of just two. That's a 50% increase in coolness.

BurtReynolds wrote: Fri July 31, 2026 12:50 am You could shoot three guns at once instead of just two. That's a 50% increase in coolness.

Or, with Trump math, a 300% increase.

Could a three armed person even fit into a Vette?

if you roll the window down.

You’ll be able to pump two fists to the eagles out the t-top instead of just one.

He could wedgie three nerds at the same time.

if you had to give one up for the rest of your life, never again to eat in any of its preparations or variants, which would you quit?: Potato or bread.

bread

Bread

potato - i could give up the potato chips with the sandwich, but i can't give up the sandwich with the potato chips.

99% of the world lived without potatoes until the Colombian exchange and did just fine. I mean there was a ton a disease and famine but that wasn’t for lack of potatoes. Whereas all cultures have some form of bread. So, potato.

Man, I really want to say I'd give up bread and keep potato. I love potato chips so much. I almost started a blog about chips! They are so varied and wonderful. And that doesn't even include French Fries.

But, if I'm being 100% honest with myself... I think the answer is I would give up potato.

This is such a mean question.

Can I still eat noodles? Are noodles a bread?