Red Mosquito

The Argonaut wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 8:49 pm I can put it anywhere? I wouldn't mind an arm up my ass. Imagine just walking around, nobody even knows I have an arm up my ass

I feel like I would be able to tell

Plenty of people would be into a dude with an extra arm. They could tell everyone "yeah that guy with the extra arm? I banged him."

But the only women who will want to marry you are influencers looking for a niche to exploit. Like those American ladies married to Italian guys

Love is love.

The Argonaut wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 8:49 pm I can put it anywhere? I wouldn't mind an arm up my ass. Imagine just walking around, nobody even knows I have an arm up my ass

Impossible to poop

Jorge wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 3:29 pm Burt, why did you think anyone would say yes to that?

He could be posting on X on one screen while simultaneously scrolling 4chan on another.

The Argonaut wrote: Thu July 30, 2026 8:49 pm I wouldn't mind an arm up my ass.

This isn't even the least bit subtle

You could shoot three guns at once instead of just two. That's a 50% increase in coolness.

BurtReynolds wrote: Fri July 31, 2026 12:50 am You could shoot three guns at once instead of just two. That's a 50% increase in coolness.

Or, with Trump math, a 300% increase.