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Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 6:20 pm
by VinylGuy
I like that theory.
DAMN I WANT MY STAR WARS NOW
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 6:26 pm
by dimejinky99
Soo force ghost baaaaad
Rey clone of Luke’s hand good
You are actually all on drugs
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 6:52 pm
by wease
dimejinky99 wrote:Soo force ghost baaaaad
Rey clone of Luke’s hand good
You are actually all on drugs
Why is Rey being a clone of Palpatine any better?
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 7:23 pm
by dimejinky99
wease wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Soo force ghost baaaaad
Rey clone of Luke’s hand good
You are actually all on drugs
Why is Rey being a clone of Palpatine any better?
That would suck too.
Palpatine was experimenting with kids and force sensitive kids.
The mandalorian is exploring the origins of the first order. Babies being taken from their families to be grown into stormtroopers (hey Finn!)
Rey is more than likely one of those kids were stolen from her parents and somehow was stolen to safety or sold by zori bliss. It’s her ship in the trailer.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 7:40 pm
by bune
dimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:
- Spoiler: show
- Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.
Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.
Bit of a reach.

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 7:47 pm
by B
bune wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:
- Spoiler: show
- Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.
Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.
Bit of a reach.


Whoever found the lightsaber knew who it belonged to. Why wouldn't they know who's hand was holding it?
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 7:51 pm
by epilogue
It's time for all of us to let got of the whole Luke's Hand thing.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 7:52 pm
by dimejinky99
B wrote:bune wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:
- Spoiler: show
- Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.
Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.
Bit of a reach.


Whoever found the lightsaber knew who it belonged to. Why wouldn't they know who's hand was holding it?
Nobody knew who Luke was at that point. The rebellion did. Vader did and the emperor That’s all.
You’re suggesting Vader went climbing down that infinity shaft to find his saber?
He didn’t.
It is strange it hasn’t been explained how it was found. Tfa was to open with his saber floating through space(somehow?) and they dropped the idea.
But he was unknown at that stage. So it would have been an antique Jedi weapon to anyone finding it. How maz comes to know it’s his is anyone’s guess
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 7:53 pm
by dimejinky99
durdencommatyler wrote:It's time for all of us to let got of the whole Luke's Hand thing.

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 7:54 pm
by Strat
Just release the movie already
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 8:05 pm
by dimejinky99
Big man stands behind an open door
Said, leave your saber on the cement floor
I've no fear but for falling down
So look out below I am falling now
Oh please understand I just need, my hand,
A way a way a way home
Tried to walk, found a severed hand
Recognized it by the severed haayund (and the lightsaber it was holding)
Fuck. That whole song could be about that scene
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 8:28 pm
by dimejinky99
Yes they went there.
Snoke is in the first pic sending him into the cave.
Might have to pick up this run up to tros
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 8:53 pm
by bune
dimejinky99 wrote:B wrote:bune wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:
- Spoiler: show
- Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.
Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.
Bit of a reach.


Whoever found the lightsaber knew who it belonged to. Why wouldn't they know who's hand was holding it?
Nobody knew who Luke was at that point. The rebellion did. Vader did and the emperor That’s all.
You’re suggesting Vader went climbing down that infinity shaft to find his saber?
He didn’t.
It is strange it hasn’t been explained how it was found. Tfa was to open with his saber floating through space(somehow?) and they dropped the idea.
But he was unknown at that stage. So it would have been an antique Jedi weapon to anyone finding it. How maz comes to know it’s his is anyone’s guess
Nope. I'm suggesting that your wordplay of "bit of a reach" was either a very well done pun or an accident.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 8:55 pm
by VinylGuy
I hope we learn someday how the fuck Maz got that lightsaber.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 9:00 pm
by epilogue
VinylGuy wrote:I hope we learn someday how the fuck Maz got that lightsaber.
Me too
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 9:01 pm
by dimejinky99
bune wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:B wrote:bune wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:
- Spoiler: show
- Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.
Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.
Bit of a reach.


Whoever found the lightsaber knew who it belonged to. Why wouldn't they know who's hand was holding it?
Nobody knew who Luke was at that point. The rebellion did. Vader did and the emperor That’s all.
You’re suggesting Vader went climbing down that infinity shaft to find his saber?
He didn’t.
It is strange it hasn’t been explained how it was found. Tfa was to open with his saber floating through space(somehow?) and they dropped the idea.
But he was unknown at that stage. So it would have been an antique Jedi weapon to anyone finding it. How maz comes to know it’s his is anyone’s guess
Nope. I'm suggesting that your wordplay of "bit of a reach" was either a very well done pun or an accident.
Really. I love a good word play but that’s the more tired of all.
So tired nobody laughed and I had to explain the joke about dark Rey’s lightsaber having a spare hand attachment.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Wed September 04, 2019 9:03 pm
by dimejinky99
durdencommatyler wrote:VinylGuy wrote:I hope we learn someday how the fuck Maz got that lightsaber.
Me too
Maz has a very dedicated subset of support out there.
That story will appear.
It’s weird it hasn’t already but it probably is because of events in this film force them to hold their hand until it’s release
Sweet segues all the way.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Thu September 05, 2019 11:51 am
by B
dimejinky99 wrote:
Nobody knew who Luke was at that point. The rebellion did. Vader did and the emperor That’s all.
You’re suggesting Vader went climbing down that infinity shaft to find his saber?
He didn’t.
No. I'm saying SOMEONE found the lightsaber. Hand probably wasn't far away.
Also, since when does Vader do that sort of manual labor. Send a low ranking Stormtrooper after that shit.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Thu September 05, 2019 11:58 am
by dimejinky99
Well then how does it make it’s way out of Vader’s possession into maz’s hands?
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Thu September 05, 2019 12:22 pm
by Anders
Vader died.