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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:09 pm
by doone
I had mono in my twenties. I was absolutely exhausted for weeks and had no idea why.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:09 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
dimejinky99 wrote:Do people still get ‘mono’?

Remember hearing that in films n stuff when I was a kid.

I still don’t know what it is
I think films have moved on to stereo, now.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:11 pm
by bune
dimejinky99 wrote:Do people still get ‘mono’?

Remember hearing that in films n stuff when I was a kid.

I still don’t know what it is
I had mono in the 5th grade. everyone called it the kissing disease and I was teased relentlessly about that.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:27 pm
by Birds in Hell
Wow, this has also puzzled me my entire life.

What is "mono"? Why does it seemingly only occur to characters in American films, yet I've never heard the term being used in Australia?

Anyway, I've Googled and found the answer is we call it glandular fever, which is certainly something I'm familiar with, so there you go.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:37 pm
by bune
Often called mono or kissing disease, an infection with the Epstein-Barr virus
I'm never calling it anything but mono from now on.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:39 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Birds in Hell wrote:Wow, this has also puzzled me my entire life.

What is "mono"? Why does it seemingly only occur to characters in American films, yet I've never heard the term being used in Australia?

Anyway, I've Googled and found the answer is we call it glandular fever, which is certainly something I'm familiar with, so there you go.
Glandular fever sounds way cooler

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:44 pm
by dimejinky99
Birds in Hell wrote:Wow, this has also puzzled me my entire life.

What is "mono"? Why does it seemingly only occur to characters in American films, yet I've never heard the term being used in Australia?

Anyway, I've Googled and found the answer is we call it glandular fever, which is certainly something I'm familiar with, so there you go.

Thank you spenno. It was a lifelong mystery for me too

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:45 pm
by dimejinky99
What is the ‘dow’ and why does t matter it’s fallen further than in any point in history?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 9:58 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
The stock market, dime

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:00 pm
by Anders
dimejinky99 wrote:
Birds in Hell wrote:Wow, this has also puzzled me my entire life.

What is "mono"? Why does it seemingly only occur to characters in American films, yet I've never heard the term being used in Australia?

Anyway, I've Googled and found the answer is we call it glandular fever, which is certainly something I'm familiar with, so there you go.

Thank you spenno. It was a lifelong mystery for me too
Here we call it Mononukleose or Kyssesyke (Kissing Sickness).

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:02 pm
by Bi_3
It matters because most Americans retirement funds are backed by stocks in Dow. Swings like this erase tens of billions from peoples savings. downward streaks in the Dow tend to crush incumbents in elections

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:13 pm
by McParadigm

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:13 pm
by LoathedVermin72
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Do people still get ‘mono’?

Remember hearing that in films n stuff when I was a kid.

I still don’t know what it is
I think films have moved on to stereo, now.
Stereo?! It’s surround sound, Ruddo. Come on, man.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:14 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Do people still get ‘mono’?

Remember hearing that in films n stuff when I was a kid.

I still don’t know what it is
I think films have moved on to stereo, now.
Stereo?! It’s surround sound, Ruddo. Come on, man.
I have to layer the joke to bring him up to modern times

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:16 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:26 pm
by McParadigm
McParadigm wrote:
Here’s the full story being referred to:

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:39 pm
by Bi_3
McParadigm wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Here’s the full story being referred to:


The federal government is full of idiots. News at 11

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:47 pm
by dimejinky99
Bi_3 wrote:It matters because most Americans retirement funds are backed by stocks in Dow. Swings like this erase tens of billions from peoples savings. downward streaks in the Dow tend to crush incumbents in elections

That’s a good thing in this case though right?

Saw a tweet from Donald from years back saying if the Dow Jones (he speller it joans) falls below 1000 the president should be fired from a canon into the sun

His base are gonna take this hit too surely so maybe there’s an upside

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:48 pm
by Simple Torture
He speller it joans, eh?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 10:49 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE