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Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Thu January 20, 2022 12:41 am
by E.H. Ruddock
lecherouslittlestump wrote:Simple Torture wrote:
Um, that's me. I guess I should be flattered that you feel compelled to post my photo on random websites?
So much for that Jamily spirit. This forum is full of fucking nerds. I guarantee that I get more pussy and more notches on my bedpost in a week than you have in your life.
Miserable cuck.
There’s no way this is the guy that always posts insider information about the new album
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Thu January 20, 2022 12:46 am
by dad
E.H. Ruddock wrote:lecherouslittlestump wrote:Simple Torture wrote:
Um, that's me. I guess I should be flattered that you feel compelled to post my photo on random websites?
So much for that Jamily spirit. This forum is full of fucking nerds. I guarantee that I get more pussy and more notches on my bedpost in a week than you have in your life.
Miserable cuck.
There’s no way this is the guy that always posts insider information about the new album
it’s how I always pictured him.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Thu January 20, 2022 12:47 am
by VinylGuy
I totally go on a date with that guy for that ticket.
And i would much more if he pays for my ticket and hotel.
Im a slut.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Thu January 20, 2022 12:48 am
by Simple Torture
"Please cum to Brazil!"
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Thu January 20, 2022 1:08 am
by basically_infirmed
E.H. Ruddock wrote:lecherouslittlestump wrote:Simple Torture wrote:
Um, that's me. I guess I should be flattered that you feel compelled to post my photo on random websites?
So much for that Jamily spirit. This forum is full of fucking nerds. I guarantee that I get more pussy and more notches on my bedpost in a week than you have in your life.
Miserable cuck.
There’s no way this is the guy that always posts insider information about the new album
every forum is full of fucking nerds
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Mon January 24, 2022 7:33 pm
by Simple Torture
Simple Torture wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:Have there been any replies? Jfc Pearl Jam fans i swear
Nothing really good yet, but someone posted this:


Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Mon January 24, 2022 8:09 pm
by Bammer
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 5:19 am
by coptheriotact
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 5:25 am
by Birds in Hell
Trying to read this may have broken something in my brain.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 5:29 am
by tragabigzanda
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 7:05 am
by Anders
Same.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 9:37 am
by joostone
ha!
Ok, so Watt is a superfan indeed. But this is just a long fan story about a teacher meeting celebrities at a EV show. A show he went to with Watt and his dad.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 11:31 am
by Simple Torture
Sensational. I love how, without fail, when a story is this long, the poster always has to assure his readers that he's not gay.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 12:30 pm
by wease
Before I start reading that novella, is it worth it?
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 1:17 pm
by Simple Torture
wease wrote:Before I start reading that novella, is it worth it?
It is…..haha….kidding…..
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 1:55 pm
by JuanHamm
Simple Torture wrote:wease wrote:Before I start reading that novella, is it worth it?
It is…..haha….kidding…..
lol
I read it and I don't exactly regret it, but I'm also very bored
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 2:44 pm
by Bammer
Thanks for the warning. Did not read the post. Somebody find that guy and jail him.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 3:46 pm
by wease
My god. There’s 15 minutes I won’t get back. Nothing like reading a 20000-word run-on sentence.
And only $60 gets them backstage.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 4:27 pm
by Simple Torture
wease wrote:My god. There’s 15 minutes I won’t get back. Nothing like reading a 20000-word run-on sentence.
And only $60 gets them backstage.
Yeah the moral of the story is that Eddie should never play that venue again, since they're letting any old psychos backstage.
Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread
Posted: Wed February 09, 2022 4:28 pm
by Anders
Good point.