RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever
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Would’ve picked Burt to have a Boss Hog bike
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Ha ha Bert uses training wheels ha ha
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Boss Hogg Big Wheelspike wrote:Would’ve picked Burt to have a Boss Hog bike
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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If Burt is Boss Hogg, who would Roscoe be? Enos? Cletus? Flash? Lulu?
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They came off eventually.tree_ wrote:Ha ha Bert uses training wheels ha ha
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Great looking kid.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Throwing this one in here, too, because it makes me laugh:


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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Might be my favorite pic. 
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Imagine if Trag had adult sunglasses tucked into his shirt.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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Omgtree_ wrote:
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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Nah, those were his pants from the previous yeardoug rr wrote:yeah but whats with the culottes, boy?Anders wrote:Cool looking dad.Jorge wrote:I found this great family photo from my childhood and immediately thought "I need to post this on RM"
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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Man, I wish I could’ve found you guys after the show. They rushed us down a stairwell that turned out to lead directly to the street outside. There was no hanging around at alltragabigzanda wrote:I look like I’m plotting to cannibalize daft
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Glad I missed this dorkfest.tragabigzanda wrote:I didn’t hang at all either, literally took that pic on the way out the building. I think the other guys drank for a bit?wease wrote:Man, I wish I could’ve found you guys after the show. They rushed us down a stairwell that turned out to lead directly to the street outside. There was no hanging around at alltragabigzanda wrote:I look like I’m plotting to cannibalize daft
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It was a Sunday night in the Midwest. Everything was closed after the show. I was in bed by midnight.
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At MMJ with myself


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I went to a concert by myself last night and had a blast.

