Admit Something

[Higgs]

things to be aware of:

people may not notice that you're doing this. people rarely pay attention to what men are wearing, because it is often so boring. so you might feel really nervous or proud, but don't be surprised if no one notices.

if someone looks at a bunch of pictures of you at once, like in a slideshow at your funeral or your fiftieth birthday, they will definitely all of a sudden notice. it will be all anyone can see when they look at the slideshow now, kind of ruining the slideshow, honestly.

A few years ago my Uncle played a video compilation he'd made of about 10 Christmas get togethers with all the kids running around and shit. It was nice seeing all our kids having fun like that but the one thing that stuck out like dog's balls was my sister wearing the exact same outfit to 80% of those events. No one noticed at the time but seeing them all side-by-side like that was kinda jarring!

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Ello Sailor]

Definitely should become one of those people who freak out about photos being taken in public without everyone's express permission.

There must be no evidence.

[spike]

Definitely should become one of those people who freak out about photos being taken in public without everyone's express permission.

There must be no evidence.

I’m going to make t shirts with a big QR code that’s designed to remove me from every photo, like that Google Pixel tech but reverse engineered or whatever.

[bodysnatcher]

I just learned that Charlie Sheen is still alive

[Coach]

Seriously considering just committing to multiple quantities/colors of a particular shirt and pants combo that is working for me.

Obama and Zuckerberg do this too.

Me too for the most part: I have the same dress pants, casual pants all in different colors. Same w/ my dress shirts and t-shirts.

The only think I change up to have "fun" with are sox and undies.

[96583UP]

unless i have to suit up for special occasions - i have used the same ~15 Brooks Brothers non-iron dress shirts in same size in white (12) or blue (3) for the last ~7 years; and the same 3 dress pants of the same italian brand/size, but slightly different colors, i got from bloomingdale's ~5 years ago

makes things so much easier in the morning

boomer secret: no one cares and i am not dating anyone

sometimes i throw a sleeveless fleece on top to help carry stuff in pockets and cover up my belly fat

[doug rr]

we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case

[96583UP]

we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case

did you give them to goodwill?

[Chris_H_2]

we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case

did you keep a suit to be buried in?

[doug rr]

we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case

did you give them to goodwill?

at a local donation center..dont think it was goodwill

[doug rr]

we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case

did you keep a suit to be buried in?

oh heavens no..cremation

[The Argonaut]

They don't cremate naked bodies. You have to wear a suit to your cremation, too

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Freddy’s delivered two sweet teas instead of one I feel like I’m supposed to drink both in order to not be wasteful starving kids on the streets and such.

[wease]

Enjoy no sleep tonight caffeine-boy.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Enjoy no sleep tonight caffeine-boy.

They both had quite a bit of ice, but I only drank around half the second one. I feel the sleep coming on now fortunately.

[Chris_H_2]

I don’t own one piece of green clothing. Not one.

[tree_]

i have a couple of miami dolphins things, but other than that I don't either

[Coach]

I don’t own one piece of green clothing. Not one.

You could always pick up an accessary. This could be your year.

[tree_]

like a scarf.. or a wrist band