Red Mosquito

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:just took an exceptional dump.

an absolute beast.

Yikes, I can smell it through my keyboard

you're welcome.

does anyone who posts in this thread own a squatty potty or use a footstool when leaving stools?

I find them to be very help in getting a lot out.

got woken up at 2:45 a.m. this morning. something was tearing the insides out of me, replete with sweats. i didn't have to turn the bathroom light on, which was probably good in the end.

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:just took an exceptional dump.

an absolute beast.

Yikes, I can smell it through my keyboard

you're welcome.

does anyone who posts in this thread own a squatty potty or use a footstool when leaving stools?

I find them to be very help in getting a lot out.

I have one but rarely use it

bodysnatcher wrote:

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:just took an exceptional dump.

an absolute beast.

Yikes, I can smell it through my keyboard

you're welcome.

does anyone who posts in this thread own a squatty potty or use a footstool when leaving stools?

I find them to be very help in getting a lot out.

I have one but rarely use it

I believe in those things. Think I watched an infomercial once. Don't have one but could be in the market for a used one on FB Marketplace. If the price is right.

Coach wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:just took an exceptional dump.

an absolute beast.

Yikes, I can smell it through my keyboard

you're welcome.

does anyone who posts in this thread own a squatty potty or use a footstool when leaving stools?

I find them to be very help in getting a lot out.

I have one but rarely use it

I believe in those things. Think I watched an infomercial once. Don't have one but could be in the market for a used one on FB Marketplace. If the price is right.

Seems like Ruddo endorsed something like this a while back.

#4 today

been taking a lot of bike rides

trying to burn off the winter weight

but need to better survive the night munchies

i am a conflicted ape

96583UP wrote:#4 today

been taking a lot of bike rides

trying to burn off the winter weight

but need to better survive the night munchies

i am a conflicted ape

I had a problem with late night munchies, too, so I replaced the chips, etc. with apple slice (pre-cut so I can be lazy and just eat them) and watermelon (pre-cut too). Improved bathroom experience, too.

Chris_H_2 wrote:got woken up at 2:45 a.m. this morning. something was tearing the insides out of me, replete with sweats. i didn't have to turn the bathroom light on, which was probably good in the end.

what'd you eat this weekend?

Some of the best sleep happens after the worst moment. Getting woken up in the middle of the night with pain like that is awful. But when you completely empty your bowels like that, you sleep like a baby on a feather bed.

bodysnatcher wrote:Some of the best sleep happens after the worst moment. Getting woken up in the middle of the night with pain like that is awful. But when you completely empty your bowels like that, you sleep like a baby on a feather bed.

I can't remember the last time I've gotten up in the middle of the night to empty my bowels, but I can assure you I didn't sleep like a baby after.

yeah, I pee all the time in the middle of the night and I normally lay awake waiting to poop later

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:got woken up at 2:45 a.m. this morning. something was tearing the insides out of me, replete with sweats. i didn't have to turn the bathroom light on, which was probably good in the end.

what'd you eat this weekend?

i was pretty backed up. I didn't eat well at all (was traveling with one of my kids). i also had steak last night for his birthday.

but like snatch said, after i felt like a million bucks.

doug rr wrote:yeah, I pee all the time in the middle of the night and I normally lay awake waiting to poop later

Yep

Just an unreasonable amount of poop today

bodysnatcher wrote:Just an unreasonable amount of poop today

what do you consider a reasonable amount?

Well, all I can say after reading these last few comments is that I hope you all have great and productive bowel movements in the middle of the night (if needed) and that you find rest soon.

I've gone in the middle of the night and got a nice rest afterward.

dad wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Just an unreasonable amount of poop today

what do you consider a reasonable amount?

Enough to make a decent sandcastle

bodysnatcher wrote:

dad wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Just an unreasonable amount of poop today

what do you consider a reasonable amount?

Enough to make a decent sandcastle

amazing.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:got woken up at 2:45 a.m. this morning. something was tearing the insides out of me, replete with sweats. i didn't have to turn the bathroom light on, which was probably good in the end.

what'd you eat this weekend?

i was pretty backed up. I didn't eat well at all (was traveling with one of my kids). i also had steak last night for his birthday.

but like snatch said, after i felt like a million bucks.

how do you like your steak cooked? i love rare, but i've had some minor stomach issues sometime afterwards, so i'm a medium rare guy these days.

dad wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

dad wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Just an unreasonable amount of poop today

what do you consider a reasonable amount?

Enough to make a decent sandcastle

amazing.