Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

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Well?

Loved it - among the best Star Wars Movie
25
36%
Really liked it, but not one of the best
13
19%
Liked it - it's Star Wars
10
14%
Ehhh
17
25%
I miss the prequels
4
6%
 
Total votes: 69

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durdencommatyler wrote:I don't want to get too "sweaty" about all this but I do think it's interesting that they're creating new creatures (Porgs) which are essentially birds that are drawn to Ach-To because of it's connection to the Force. Why not just use the Convor? Seems like a great chance to tie those things together in a way that will excite the folks that explore the entire canon while introducing them without any confusion or shoehorning to movie-only fans.

These Lizard-Nuns are awesome, though. I LOVE those designs and their concept (at least as much as we've been given so far). Though, I'm gonna miss speculating and wishing against hope that Ahsoka will be one of the caretakers on the island. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

They're very Skekses/dark crystal. Very Henson
Totally.
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theplatypus wrote:It looks like they have breasts
Just say it, Jorge.
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Holy fuck

Breznican's latest is out. Here's a bit of a biggie: "The young man once known as Ben Solo has now fully fallen to the Dark Side, just as Darth Vader, Leia’s father, did a generation before." http://ew.com/movies/2017/08/10/star-wa ... ie-fisher/

Fully gone, eh?
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durdencommatyler wrote:
theplatypus wrote:It looks like they have breasts
Just say it, Jorge.
I want to suckle on those lizard nun tits
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All of these articles, teasers, and images have me super excited about this. The child in me really wants to see Luke be the hero I grew up admiring, but the adult in me knows its a much better story to turn it on its head. This appears to be what RIan is up to and i like it.
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theplatypus wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
theplatypus wrote:It looks like they have breasts
Just say it, Jorge.
I want to suckle on those lizard nun tits
I laughed
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Chewie been sucking on some porg tittie. Or just eats them
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theplatypus wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
theplatypus wrote:It looks like they have breasts
Just say it, Jorge.
I want to suckle on those lizard nun tits
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dimejinky99 wrote:
Well, so much for any last bit of hope of him being Ezra...
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
Well, so much for any last bit of hope of him being Ezra...
This is going to suck.
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Ugh
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"Hey Mr. DJ" is not what I would have used.


Everything right is wrong again
Just like in The Long, Long Trailer
All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving
And nobody would stop to save her
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Disappointments we know about. Ranked.


The Falcon gets destroyed
We will not see luke ignite or even use a lightsaber
We will not find out who Rey is or who her parents are
We will not find anything out about snoke

















Huge big drop off














Dum de dum














3PO won't die





















Dj isn't Ezra
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Fuck Rian Johnson tshirts available on my tpublic store.
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I say this seriously.


I didn't know about any of that dime. And fuck you for posting it.
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@SkitchP wrote:I say this seriously.


I didn't know about any of that dime. And fuck you for posting it.
none of that stuff is actually a thing, though. Its all just dime speculation and crazy people stuff.
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Strat wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:I say this seriously.


I didn't know about any of that dime. And fuck you for posting it.
none of that stuff is actually a thing, though. Its all just dime speculation and crazy people stuff.
Exactly. We don't "know" any of it. Some of it has been rumored for a while. But none of it is even remotely confirmed. And some of it is stuff dime's been saying for a while now but has provided no support for where in the entire fuck he came up with it. I think he's being funny?

I chose to believe he's making jokes that aren't totally landing.

Either way... helluva ride!
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Strat wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:I say this seriously.


I didn't know about any of that dime. And fuck you for posting it.
none of that stuff is actually a thing, though. Its all just dime speculation and crazy people stuff.
Exactly. We don't "know" any of it. Some of it has been rumored for a while. But none of it is even remotely confirmed. And some of it is stuff dime's been saying for a while now but has provided no support for where in the entire fuck he came up with it. I think he's being funny?

I chose to believe he's making jokes that aren't totally landing.

Either way... helluva ride!

If its a joke and not actual "things we know" then I firmly retract my fuck you and offer a hearty apology.


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