Red Mosquito

BurtReynolds wrote:Been getting robocalls for weeks. Usually I just block and ignore, but today I answered. Kept giving nonsense answers until a human answered. She said her name and I said that I didn't care what her name was. She said," oh you don't care! You don't care! Then we will keep calling you every day until you do care!"

I was shocked and almost respected it, but then I told her to go fuck herself then and hung up.

Can't wait to do this again tomorrow.

The Argonaut wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Been getting robocalls for weeks. Usually I just block and ignore, but today I answered. Kept giving nonsense answers until a human answered. She said her name and I said that I didn't care what her name was. She said," oh you don't care! You don't care! Then we will keep calling you every day until you do care!"

I was shocked and almost respected it, but then I told her to go fuck herself then and hung up.

Can't wait to do this again tomorrow.

Good stuff, Burt. We will keep calling you every day until you do care, that's so funny

doug rr wrote:finally got around to setting up the back room/tv/music room...going to hang guitars on the wall today

96583UP wrote:

doug rr wrote:finally got around to setting up the back room/tv/music room...going to hang guitars on the wall today

i ordered some cymbals for my lair this week

Peeps wrote:life is good

tragabigzanda wrote:

Peeps wrote:life is good

You should get one of those hats

doug rr wrote:

96583UP wrote:

doug rr wrote:finally got around to setting up the back room/tv/music room...going to hang guitars on the wall today

i ordered some cymbals for my lair this week

lets jam

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.